After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the
Captain announced:

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293,

Non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so

We should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and .

HOLY CRAP !'

Silence followed

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking

To you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in

My lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

One Irish passenger yelled,

'Fook sake!, you should see the back of mine!'