Интервью с Виктором Пиписькиным для англоязычных читателей.The Russia presidential candidate – Viktor Pipiskin. iTelegraf managed to interview the most shocking presidential candidate of the Russian Federation. The official site of the presidential aspirant is located
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IT: Dear Mr. Pipiskin, if one believed the signature under this picture (posted at your site) “Pipiskin and the crocodile”, it would means that you are Cheburashka (a famous character of the Soviet cartoon) – national Russian mutant hero?
[показать]VP: No, don’t you say so. Haven’t you noticed that Cheburashka (to be exact, its puppet) is pulled on a man’s hand, who is not visible from behind the fence?
IT: Well, let it be like that. Tell us, foreign readers: What is Mr. Pipiskin? On the whole, where did you come from? Why did you decide to become the President of Russia? What is your pre-election program?
VP: An excellent question (to be more precise, several questions). If you allow me, I’ll start from the most important thing – the program. As you have correctly noticed, that only I (being a publicly favorite presidential candidate) have my own pre-election program. No one else (well, actually – only one) has such a program. Ask your questions.
IT: But you haven’t answered any foregoing questions. Are you mocking at me?
VP: Well you know, there is a thesis in my program: “Mind what you say!” So, if you decide to allow yourself to be rude to me –t he President of Russia -once more, and ask uncomfortable questions, you will deal with my Ministry of Internal Security.
IT: But you are not the president yet (and I hope you will never be), and you threaten journalists, therewith ones from the publication that is famous beyond Russia.
VP: I do not threaten anyone. And don’t motion to the west, don’t say they know you there, and that’s why you are permitted everything. For you know that in my pre-election thesis saying “Friends cost cheaper!” I consider the possibility of radical reduction of military forces against the background of relationship improvement with all countries of the world, even with Iran, Al-Kaida and Korea (I don’t remember, South one or North one, I confuse them all the time, that one where Kim Chen Ir is).
IT: Dear Mr. Pipiskin, who will believe you, against a background of censorship introduction into mass media? And, in general, they don’t believe the Russians readily (beyond Russia). You know how long iTelegraff won its readers’ confidence?
VP: I don’t need your readers’ confidence. I don’t need any foreign confidence. You know why? Because in my thesis “Let there be freedom!” I introduce special pension exactly for Russian citizens (and not for some foreigners), and all my fellow countrymen will get it from the very birth up to death. Do you know what will be this pension allowance? There you are! RUR 10 000 ($385) and total freedom of actions, do whatever you want. No permit and license…
Well, we’d better break off our interview with Viktor Pipiskin, otherwise he will go as far as to say unimaginable things. And we can let you know that this character is made up in the space of RUNET. In such an artless way our citizens express their attitude to the forthcoming election race in Russia. Have a pleasantly light read.
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IT: Дорогой г. Пипискин, если Вы верили подписи под этой картиной (объявленный(отправленный по почте) на вашем участке(сайте)) “
Pipiskin и крокодил”, это будет средства, что Вы -
Cheburashka (известный характер(знак) советской мультипликации(мультфильма)) – национальный российский герой мутанта?
[показать]VP: нет, не делайте Вы говорите так. Разве Вы не заметили, что
Cheburashka (чтобы быть
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