Q: Whats the differance between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies?
A: I Dont have a Ferrari. You sick fuck

Q:What's the difference between pizza and a jew?
A: Pizza doesnt scream in the oven


Q:What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
A:My dick then i was doing that

Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A: I dunno bout you, but I get a massive erection!

Q: What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
A: Art!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: Whats the worst part about having sex with a 6-year old?
A: Getting the blood off of the clown suit!

Q: Whats the best thing about having sex with a 7-year old girl in the shower?
A: Slick her hair back and she looks like a 5-year old boy!

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