Да. Вот вам история, написанная на дурном аглицком для учебного же аглицкого. По смыслу (не по языку) мне она самому нравится, но переписывать нет ни сил, ни времени, ни желания.

Публикую как было изначально , хотя ошибки мне уже там правили. На перекорябывание также нету всего вышеперечисленного;)

Итак, once upon a time...

Definitely, she was young, maybe about eighteen or nineteen, but he couldn’t say it was in exactly the same way he supposed.

Damn! A minute ago he was ready to sign to any document that she had had green eyes almost like a cat's deeply looking straight into your simple-minded soul. But a moment later he made sure she was really brown-eyed. He explained himself this curious fact as funny lights playing their fantastical game in the hall. But maybe, he asked himself, her eyes were original sources of the lights?

She had a smile upon her face. Good Heavens, he had never seen the smile like this before! It seemed she gave everyone her indescribable smile but it was clear she thought about somebody else she had fallen in love with. He decided it was a new weapon in her women’s arsenal to fascinate and finally shot all the enamored persons to death!

Of course, it’s enough to cast a glance at her splendid-looking slim waist and slender legs, he imagined, and Venus or some another ladies used to be in a favor would run away to the ladies' room to cry bursting with envy and feeling herself as miserable as a princess suddenly been turned into an ugly tog...

At this moment she came to the table he was sitting. “Hello, – she said. – How are you? Oh, thanks. I’m fine too. Glad to see you today. You’ve never changed the years we were apart, I see”.

“Sit down, please. Feel yourself at home. Oh, I’m so sorry for my stupid jokes!.. You know, you’re absolutely right. I’ve never changed the years you were apart. Can you forgive me? By the way, would you like a cup of coffee?” – The Devil glanced at the God cunningly. Their business meeting they had had a talk a day before had just begun. Maybe they would come to some agreement, he thought.