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2.Joey Had An Interesting Day

3.At Sunday School Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother

what he had learned at Sunday school.

4."Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines

on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

5."When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge

and all the people walked across safely.

6."Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements.

7.They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.

8. "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

9."Well, no.

But if I told it the way the teacher did,

you'd never believe it!"

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2. Joey hatte einen interessanten Tag

3. An der Sonntagsschule wurde der neunjährige Joey von seiner Mutter gefragt was er in der Sonntagsschule gelernt hatte.

4. "Nun, Mama, unsere Lehrerin hat uns erzählt, wie Gott Moses hinter die feindlichen Linien geschickt hat auf einer Rettungsmission, um die Israeliten aus Ägypten herauszuführen.

5. "Als er am Roten Meer ankam, ließ er seine Ingenieure eine Pontonbrücke bauen und alle Leute gingen sicher hinüber.

6. "Dann benutzte er sein Walkie-Talkie zum Funkhauptquartier, um Verstärkung zu erhalten.

7. Sie sandten Bomber, um die Brücke in die Luft zu jagen, und alle Israeliten wurden gerettet.

8. "Nun, Joey, hat dir das dein Lehrer wirklich beigebracht?" fragte seine Mutter.

\9. "Nun, nein. Aber wenn ich es so erzählte, wie es der Lehrer tat, du würdest es nie glauben! "

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