tell me, is this a double order?
that's what my task is to confirm
i'm calling from beyond the border
United Pharmacy's my firm

my name is Arthur, Arthur Jenkins
and where I'm from I'll never tell.
please, do confirm your shipping address
and number of the card as well

our phone number's 1-800
then 383 and 74
and then 33, but no one answers
your money you will see no more

we will send you some crappy package
that will be full of worhtless shit
but it will be stopped by the customs,
so you will never receive it