Plunging Testosterone Level Leads to 3 Questions About Viagra

BY JOHN CAVE OSBORNE ON SEPTEMBER 26, 2011 

POSTED UNDER KNOW YOURSELF, POPPING YOUR CULTURE

Did you hear about that recent study which concluded that a man’s testosterone level dips after becoming a father? Yep. And the more active the dad, the greater the dip. Given that I’ve got four kids under the age of four and five kids total, I suppose that means my testosterone level is kinda like that old Robert Downey Jr. movie.

Less Than Zero.

I wrote about the study over at Babble. You know, since I’m this super-important parenting pundit and all. So important, in fact, that my piece was quoted by the New York Times. (Incidentally, they used my wrong name — I guess they hadn’t heard that I go by Nutsack Rogers these days.) The quote they went with?

“I’ve not morphed into a woman.”

Which was really reassuring to my inner circle. Even so, my family and friends were still concerned about my plunging testosterone level. Or so I’ve gathered from the outpouring of comments and questions such as the following one, which I received via text.

Hey, Nutsack, can you still pop a woody?

While decency prohibits me from directly answering such a crass question, I am willing to offer the following: Nutsack is still able to do his fair share of unassisted Rogering, thank you very much.

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