A man calls his wife at work and tells her "honey... I have some bad news. We just won the 3 million dollar state lottery." and the wife replies "Bad news? How is that bad news! We can finally live out our dreams!" to which the man responds "The payout is 3 dollars a year for a million years." Hansen played a total of 567 hands, which included heads-up $300/$600 PLO matches against Antonius and DrugsOrMe. He also recorded a short session of $1,500/$3,000 2-7 Triple Draw against O Fortuna PLS. As it’s been for most of 2011, Gus Hansen was essentially unstoppable and steamrolled his way through each player. Despite some troubles in the early weeks of May, Hansen has effectively righted the ship and now has a firm grip on the online poker leaderboard with $3.5 million in profit. Hansen’s closest competition is Dan “jungleman12” Cates, who has $1.9 million in profit but has not been active since Full Tilt Poker was forced to leave the U.S. market. It’s been a swingy week for... rake in holdem online