А мы продолжаем нашу рубрику "ЕГЭ на 100 баллов". Как написать неформальное письмо другу на английском языке? Следуем проверенным образцам специалистов.

План письма:
Дружеское обращение к собеседнику
Благодарим друга за письмо, интересуемся его делами
Отвечаем на вопросы друга
Вежливо объясняем другу, почему мы заканчиваем письмо
Завершающая фраза-клише, зависящая от близости друзей

You have received a letter from your English-speaking pen-friend Rob who writes:
“…and then there’s this chess tournament on Saturday. If I win, I’ll be the champion of our school. Who knows? Oh, yeah. I wanted to ask you something. We have to write a report on technology for school. Could you tell me a few things about how you use technology in your life? You know, computers, mobiles, TV, that sort of things. Oh, and tell me something about the other members of your family, too, and how they use technology…”

HOW TO ANSWER?

Moscow

Russia

3 June 2011

Dear motherfucker Rob,

I hate your fucking letters! I’ve told you a hundred times I don’t want to receive your shitty papers anymore! And I don’t give a fuck about your chess tournament! Hope you’ll lose it, bitch!

In your letter you asked me about technology. I wasn’t sure about whether you’re complete idiot or not, but now I’m quite confident. You ask me how to use computers?! Well, it’s very simple. First of all, take your notebook, put it right into your washing machine and push “Start”. That will make your computer work better, for sure. Then you can play a game on your computer! The game is called “Try to run an operating system”. Believe me, it’s awesome. That’s how you’re supposed to use technology in your life, cunt. Write this in your report.

Well, fuck off! It’s time for my favorite TV show. Wish you die!

All my fucking love,

Jenia