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Help me! 17-11-2007 01:17 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


Hello everybody! Here is my second problem, which has just popped up beside me.
But, first of all. Today I aced my exam! My friends said that it was really difficult, but for me it was just as easy as pie.
And now I'll tell about actually my problem. I HATE my brother. Three hours ago he broke my telly! It was the biggest telly in our house! Simon was throwing knives at it, when I came. I assure you - he will face the music for that and he will take the rap! Oh, little shit! I HATE HIM!
Next. About Simon Cowell, as usual. Now he has a quarrel with my mother. Do you know why? I think you guess, that it is... Right! My brother! It was like that ( a little story) :

I was watching my telly, when someone knocked to the door.
Who is that? - I asked my mother.
It is Simon, honey! Hi, Simon!
Hi, nice to meet you! You look so beautiful today! - Simon said.
Mom, who is that? - asked my brother.
It is Simon!
Simon? Simon Cowell? That gay-like guy?
.....

Did you understand what was after that? They screamed to each other. Simon (Cowell) began to think that my Mom told my brother that he is a gay-like. And, of course, my Mom began to think, that I told Simon that Cowell is a gay-like. Oh my God! Everybody are against me!

Who might have told Simon this? - my Mom asked me. - Not you? Who then? John Doe?
Search me, Mom!? His classmates, maybe, have told him! Mom! I like Simon Cowell! I assure you, that I have not told Simon anything like that!
Tell it to Sweeny! Simon will not be able to be my boyfriend now, BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
OK, then. What about my father???
Divorce! Immediately!
Think hard, Mom! Now you are gonna lose my father. Two moments ago you lost Simon! You will lose everything! Think about it!


Someone, help me! What I have to do?
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