How to get to Heaven from Ireland

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

' If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into Heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out "YUV GOTTA BE FooKN' DEAD