Я почти со всем согласна и долго гыгыкала и хрюкала, когда читала, кивая головой, как собачка на бардачке.

Похоже на правду. Серьезно. Даже почти без преувеличений : ))
Но все равно это просто шутка. Все разные. В пределах Китая, эсэсна, тоже.


 

> 1. You're at an expensive western restaurant and
> don't even notice the guy at the next table yelling into
his cell phone

> 2. You enjoy karaoke

> 3. You walk backwards in the park listening to a
> transistor radio

> 4. The China Daily is your source for hard hitting,
> fast breaking, investigative journalism

> 5. You smoke in crowded elevators.

> 6. All white people look the same to you

> 7. You like the smell of the bus.

> 9. You no longer need tissues to blow your nose

> 10. You find western toilets uncomfortable

> 11. You throw your used toilet paper in the basket
> (as a courtesy to the
> next person)

> 12. You think that the heavy air actually contains
> valuable nutrients that you need to stay healthy

> 13. You think a 30 year old woman who carries a
> Hello Kitty lunch box is cute

> 14. A sexual pervert is a man who prefers women to
> money.

> 15. It's OK to throw rubbish, including old fridges,
> from your 18th-floor window

> 16. You believe that pressing the lift button 63
> times will make it move faster

> 17. You aren't aware that one is supposed to pay for
> software

> 18. You are not surprised to see your tap water run
> dark brown

> 19. You tell your parents their house back in your
> home country has bad feng shui

> 20. You think that a $7 shirt is a rip-off

> 21. You always leave tray and trash on the table
> when you are in Starbucks because you insisted it is the way
to keep everyone employed

> 22. You buy an XXXL T-shirt in store when you
> returned home

> 23. You take large sum of cash whenever you go
> hospital in home country

> 24. You have no reservations about spitting sun
> flower seeds on the restaurant floor

> 25. You think it's silly to buy a new bike when
> it'll get stolen soon and stolen bikes are half the price.

> 26. You'd rather pay the 10 yuan for an all night
> stay at the internet cafe than the 30 for a taxi home.

> 27. You feel cheated if you don't receive a full
> head and shoulder massage when getting a haircut

> 28. You blow your nose or spit on the restaurant
> floor (of course after making a loud hocking noise)

> 29. You no longer wait in line, but go immediately
> to the head of the queue

> 30. It becomes exciting to see if you can get on the
> lift before anyone can get off

> 31. It is no longer surprising that the only
> decision made at a meeting is the time and venue
for the next meeting

> 32. You no longer wonder how someone who earns
> 3,000rmb per month can drive a Mercedes

> 33. You accept the fact that you have to queue to
> get a number for the next queue

> 34. You believe everything you read in the local
> newspaper

> 35. You have developed an uncontrollable urge to
> follow people carrying small flags

> 36. You regard it as part of the adventure when the
> waiter correctly repeats your order and the cook makes
Something completely different.

> 37. You are not surprised when three men with a
> ladder show up to change a light bulb

> 38. You look over people's shoulder to see what they
> are reading

> 39. You honk your horn at people because they are in
> your way as you drive down the sidewalk

> 40. When car accidents become a source of
> heartwarming humour

> 41. When shopping at Carrefour some laowai stares
> you down for catching you looking into his basket
while you wonder to yourself what laowai's eat

> 43. You have a pinky fingernail an inch long

> 44. You burp in any situation and don't care

> 46. You think Pizza Hut is high-class and worth
> queueing for

> 47. You have learnt how to detect someone is in a
> hurry behind you, and now have the ability to not only
walk very slowly but also grow eyes in the back of your head,
so when they start to overtake on the right hand
> side, you automatically cut in and walk very slowly
> directly in front of them

> 48. When you are able to jump the queue because the
> idiot laowai left 2 centimeters between themself and
the person in front of them

> 49. You have absolutely no sense of traffic rules

> 50. You start calling other foreigners Lao Wai

> 51. You start cutting off large vehicles on your
> bicycle

> 52. The last time you visited your mother, you gave
> her your business card

> 53. You think no car is complete without a tissue
> box on the rear shelf and a feather duster in the trunk

> 54. You go to the local shop in pajamas

> 55. When looking out the window, you think "Wow, so
> many trees!" instead of "Wow, so much concrete!"

> 56. Pollution, what pollution?

> 57. You think "white pills, blue pills, and pink
> powder" is an adequate answer to the question
"What are you giving me,
> doctor?"

> 58. Someone doesn't stare at you and you wonder why

> 59. Firecrackers don't wake you up

> 60. Your family stops asking when you'll be coming
> back

> 61. You wear out your vehicle's horn before its
> brakes

> 62. You buy a top-of-the-line karaoke machine

> 63. Forks feel funny

> 64. Chinese remakes of Western songs sound better
> than the originals

> 65. You get homesick for Chinese food when away from
> China

> 66. You realize that smiling and nodding is Chinese
> body language for, "Go away; leave me alone."

> 68. After being in an accident, you tell the
> ambulance driver which hospital to take you to

> 69. Your company offers you a job in your native
> land, and includes regular "Home Leave" to
China as an incentive

> 70. You think of "salad" as diced apples in
> mayonnaise

> 71. You don't bother to take the sticker off the
> lenses of your fake Ray-Bans

> 72. You only wear a suit when you dig ditches or do
> home repairs

> 73. Your handshake is weakening by the day

> 74. You compiled a 3-page list of weird English
> first names that Chinese people of your acquaintance
have chosen for themselves.

> 75. Your collection of business cards has outgrown
> your flat

> 76. You and a friend get on a bus, sit at opposite
> ends of the bus, and continue your conversation
by yelling from one end to the other

> 77. You cannot say a number without making the
> appropriate hand sign

> 78. You like the taste of Green Tea and Chivas

> 79. You start recognising the chinese songs on the
> radio and sing along to them with the taxi driver

> 80. You feel insulted when you enter a restaurant
> and only three waiters welcome you