Скоро утро блин, а я подсел на американский башорг) Паша-засранец, зачем ты мне сказал про него часа 3 назад)))
вот маленькая веселая подборка: =)

"Fly_kEaT": ok so what time now in russia?
"amsea_": 17:06
"Fly_kEaT": am or pm?

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"Nate": The Americans spent 5 years and 10 million dollars to develope a pen that would write in space, freezing cold, extreme heat, and in zero gravity.
"Nate": The Russians used a pencil

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"raphael_sorel": So, where you from? ;)
"sweet_angel47": Chicago, Illinois. how bout u?
"raphael_sorel": Manila, Philippines. :D
"sweet_angel47": where is that? in like, Russia?
"raphael_sorel": No, it's in South East Asia.
"sweet_angel47": dude, i totally fail at geometry
"raphael_sorel": ...


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"anamexis": oh man
"anamexis": I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
"anamexis": and it exploded
"anamexis": ALMOST all over my keyboard
"anamexis": but I got it away just in time
"-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
"anamexis": :<

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"i8b4uUnderground": d-_-b
"BonyNoMore": how u make that inverted b?
"BonyNoMore": wait
"BonyNoMore": never mind

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"death09":my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
"ktp753":ouch.
"death09":yeah.i sent them to her dad

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"kow`": "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"SpaceRain": That's only 2 types of people, kow.
"SpaceRain": STUPID

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"tag": Ouroboros: lets play Pong
"Ouroboros": Ok.
"tag": | .
"Ouroboros": . |
"tag": | .
"Ouroboros": . |
"tag": | .
"Ouroboros": | .
"Ouroboros": Whoops

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"JonTG": Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
"JonTG": wait, shit

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"Sonium": someone speak python here?
"lucky": HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
"lucky": SSSSS
"Sonium": the programming language

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"glome": Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
"content": glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
"glome": Who me?!
"content": Yes you!
"glome": Couldn't be!
"content": Then WHO?!!
"glome": Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

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"Sui88": 67% of girls are stupid
"V-girl": i belong with the other 13%

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"LordChewy": so my dad found my porn folder
"LordChewy": and he was getting all pissed
"LordChewy": so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
"LordChewy": "i know dad"
"LordChewy": "what do you have to say for yourself?"
"LordChewy": at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
"LordChewy": and he just shut up
"kingKahn": what is it?
"LordChewy": its his porn folder

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"studdud": what the fuck is wtf

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"Raven": I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
"Raven": It said my password wasn't long enough.

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"Zanthis(ALE)": AFK, tornado

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"xxxGirlygirlxxx": Thank you for listening to me.
"xxxGirlygirlxxx": You know your a really good listener.
"xxxGirlygirlxxx": Sweety please say something.
"Sandaedar": Ok I'm back.

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"frank": can you help me install GTA3?
"knightmare": first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
"knightmare": ...

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"BigBurk": God i really cant stand windows me
"Felacio": heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
"Felacio": errr ME, not /me

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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
"Strayed": he shot his girlfriend?

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"Mendo": lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
"spitfire": haha mendo
"spitfire": take a screen shot
"spitfire": wait
"spitfire": that made no sense

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(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

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"MasterG": .....................................................................
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"judas": where's pacman when you need him?