Lelouch: …and that was the third time I tried meth. Hey look! A truck!
Rivalz: Hey look! No hands!
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Police: To the guy that just took out of parking garage! Please, pull your vehicle over! We are 93% sure that that is illegal.

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Like making babies from a candy.

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Guard: Hold it! Where do you think you’re going?
Lelouch: Where do you think YOU’RE going?
Guard: I work here.
Lelouch: Really?
Guard: Yes.
Lelouch: Really really?
Guard: No.

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*gasp* A bee! Hello, little friend! I shall name you Jasper and together we shall take over the Bee Kingdom!

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Lelouch: Hey, you got some on your face. *random flashback* Good times… Your stupidity reminds me of when our mother died. *some more flashbacks* Good times… I can still picture the look on your…
Nunnally: I don’t really see how that’s rele…
Lelouch: NUNNALLY!!
Nunnally: …
Lelouch: Don’t cut people off, it’s rude!
Nunnally: All I was saying was that I don’t see how that has any relevance to having something on my face.
Lelouch: …
Nunnally: …
Lelouch: Don’t be a dick, Nunnally.

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Jeremiah: All right, Suzaku, look. We know you didn’t kill Clovis.
Suzaku: Eat shit ’n die!
Jeremiah: OK. You’re an asshole.
Suzaku: Bite me, banana man!
Jeremiah: That doesn’t even make sense.
Suzaku: I’ll make YOU make sense!

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One: Please, have a seat. But don’t sit down.

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Acquittal on account of retardation.

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Suzaku: I’ll stop this violence the only way I know how – WITH MORE VIOLENCE!

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Lelouch: Well, Suzaku, it was great to have you over for dinner. Although there was really no need for you to eat all the silverware.

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Suzaku: Thanks again for inviting me over to eat.
Lelouch: That was NOT eating. I’ve seen eating. What you did in there was pure chaos.

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Lelouch: Mom’s dead!
Charles: How dead?
Lelouch: Dead enough to cause Nunnally to go blind.
Charles: That’s pretty dead.

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Cornelia: Well, it ain’t saying much, but Lloyd, you’re our top researcher.
Lloyd: Your mother’s our top researcher.
Cornelia: You do know I’m the new princess in charge of this area, right?
Lloyd: Your mother’s the new princess in charge of MY area.
Cornelia: I don’t know why, but I’ve got a strong feeling I’m gonna hate you…

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C.C.: If you’re about to go do what I think you’re about to go do, I’m going to have to stop you.
Lelouch: So you’re going to shoot me, huh. Well, the only person who shoots me IS ME! *pulls out a gun, points it at the side of his head* Good luck trying to shoot me WHEN I’M ALREADY DEAD.
C.C.: …
Lelouch: … *pulling the trigger*
C.C.: You are a whole new level of stupid.
Lelouch: Ah, but who is stupider? The one trying to kill himself or the person trying to KILL the person trying to kill himself?
C.C.: …
Lelouch: That’s what I thought.

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Wait a minute… If I’m out there… Then who’s in here?

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Ohgi! Apologize to these nice people and steal as much stuff as you possibly can!

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-Sir, the enemy is circling the mountain. They’re getting ready to attack. What should we do?
-I just shat myself.
-As always, you’ve been a huge help.

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Lelouch: Ohgi, you're forgetting one very important thing.
Ohgi: What's that?
Lelouch: I don't know, but you're definately forgetting it.

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Ohgi: Not to get us back on track or anything but… Can we get back on track?

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Lelouch: Aha! Burying the enemy alive at rockslide! Just like I totally planned!
Ohgi: I thought you said you were trying to avoid killing too many people.
Lelouch: What?
Ohgi: You buried our would-be allies and leveled the city at the bottom of the mountain.
Lelouch: TITS!!!!

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Lelouch: Suzaku, listen! It's me!
Suzaku: No, it is not, because I'm me and that makes you not me.
Lelouch: What the fu*****************
*Silence. Suzaku's mech is pointing its gun at Lelouch*
Lelouch: You know what, just kill me.

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Lelouch: How did you get that kid to stay still for five seconds? That boy is basically ADHD in a meth pipe.

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Ohgi: We narrowly survived that one. It’s a good thing we ran like little schoolgirls even though we had the upper hand.

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Lelouch: Hang on, I’ve gotta take this.
Someone on the other end of the phone: *indecipherable talking*
Lelouch: The whole thing?!
Someone on the other end of the phone: *indecipherable talking*
Lelouch: Impossible! It can’t be done!
Someone on the other end of the phone: *indecipherable talking*
Lelouch: You are a liar! *hangs up*
C.C.: Who was that?
Lelouch: I don’t know. Wrong number.

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