Master ninja theme song!!
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How do you expect to become a great ninja if you don’t do your ninja-homework and ninja-chores? Your ninja-parents would be so disappointed in you if you actually had any!
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-I was having that awesome ninja-dream where I’m a ninja.
-Dude. You ARE a ninja.
-I AM??? HOLY S@#T, THAT’S AWESOME!
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…and then he kinda died.
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Why is everybody in this show a f@#$%ing ninja?
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CHILD ABUSE NO JUTSU!
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Why does everything I punch try to stalk me?
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-I don’t get it, Naruto. How is teaching me to be a sexual deviant going to help me become a ninja?
-Become a what now?
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Man, that’s gooooooood food poisoning!
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X will never understand my torment/pain/suffering…
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-Oh god! Naruto’s really hurting him in there!
-No, he’s not. He’s having sex with me.
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Oh crap, I gotta go take a crap!
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Ahhhh… Make me cry, Ewan McGregor.
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Zombie-ninja David Bowie is my sensei! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!
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-Oh my god! There’s cat guts everywhere!
-It’s just like my twelfth birthday party.
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HOLY SHIT!! HE’S NOT A NINJA!! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
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I’mma fuck you up with my big-ass sword!
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Zabuza: I’ll show you pussy ass!
David Bowie-sensei: Well, at least buy me a drink first.
Naruto: Holy shit, this is the manliest thing I’ve ever seen!
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Impossible! How could he possibly already know the lyrics to my super special secret no jutsu??
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Okay, it’s cool everybody, I speak weeaboo.
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-With the help of David Bowie, Sasuke, and that other guy I’ll be able to save your village in no time! Believe it!
-I don’t believe it!
-KILL THE NONBELIEVER!!!!




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