"As obsessed with Facebook as I am, I'm not going to add you. If you can't tell already, I'm horrible at social networking. Don't take it personally. More strangers have access to my personal information than I care to acknowledge. All I do on there is talk shit to my friends anyway, so you're not missing anything. If you really want me to add you then you can become my actual friend first in the real world. It's not that difficult. Just keep in mind that I'm pretty intuitive and if you fuck with me you will seriously regret it."

...aaaaaand that's why you won't have Trevor Dunn on your friendlist.