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- Oh yeah? Well, who WAS it then?
- I don’t know, just some big hairy guy, I guess. Sounds Canadian, eh?
- So uhm… You mean to tell me that I’ve been alone… with a big… hairy… naked… CANADIAN??? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!
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*mumbling in his sleep*:
- Hello, Dr. Smith… Oooooooh… Indeed… Oh, please, Dr. Smith, I’m not that kind of beaver…
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- Someone did something to me, eh!!!
- Looks like a lot of someones did a lot of somethings to you.
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- Give me back my pan you stupid plane! Give me my pan! I’ll kick you right in the fuselage!
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TV-report: “There appears to be some type of crude wooden structure, blocking the salmon’s path”
-Wow, what a dump!
-Dag, that’s our house.
-Cool, we’re on TV!
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-I’m not gonna let a bunch of scaly-butts spawn my brother to death!
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“Norbert is NOT a bed-biter”
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-Get those spooty kiddy dolls away from my manly self.
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-Is there another beaver on board?
-Yes, he’s a prisoner. He’s down below and happily rowing.
-A prisoner and happily rowing. It’s Daggett all right.
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-I’m still a part-American beaver, and an American beaver NEVER gives up! ESPECIALLY when it comes to being a Eurobeaver!
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-Hey, Dagski, amigo! How come I never get to drive?
-Cuz… I’m a much gooder drivah than you, Big N, that’s ‘ow come.
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-Captain, you won’t believe what just happened.
-There’s two guys running around town in a car just like Dagski’s, and they’ve kidnapped a very happening young ladeah…
-You’re right. I don’t believe it.
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Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
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It’s like a bag full of cats gurgling razor blades.
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