моё солнце ушло в запой и не вышло утром на работу, я сижу в полной темноте и пишу стихи при свечах:
I'm going down to Oklahoma
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
Going down to Oklahoma
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People sparling howdy neighbor
Heading on up to Oklahoma
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!
I have got a 10 inch penis
Use your mouth if you want to clean it
So come on down to Oklahoma
And meet some friends of mine.
Мой ангел-хранитель считает, что я гениальный поэт.