Vse chto ne ubivayet, delayet nas silneyeye.

Nadeyus eto pravda- posledniye tri dnya ya ele dishu.
Posle 19 let moyego spokoynogo sushestvovaniya, zhizn , skorey vsego, vzalas za moye "uluchsheniye".
UROK #1: Know the value of your financial resources
Vse electronical devices opolchilis kak odin.Printer ograbil menya na $2, pechataya chi-to chuzhiye reporti, a kseroks ne raspoznaval document( potom kak okazalos nenuzhniy) i delal kopii pustogo lista 4 raza.Dalshe huzhe. Poshla delat passport size photos: avtomat lubezno vzyal moi $7 i sdelal nakleyki s kakoloy to zhenshinoy, prichem pomestiv menya na zadnem phone. Melochi bolshe ne bilo: kupila karandash dlya glaz- po-drugomu v Debenhams dengi ne razmenivayut. Vo-vtoroy raz avtomat bil ugrum: yavno rasstroyenniy, chto ya ne otsenila ego iskusstvo, zastavil stoyat menya na koryachkah( inache photo bi ne poluchilos) i tak i ne vernul mne sdachu!!!!!!
UROK #2:Nothing lasts for eternity
Menya pobili na moyem izlublennom phlange. Uzh gde,gde, no nikogda ne dumala chto s ucheboy y menya budet tak ploho. Okazaivayetsya, kazhdiy srednestatisticheskiy britanskiy professor schtitayet svyatim delom hranit sredniy ball v rayone 50 %. Nu i tak kak studenti dolzhni uchitsya samostoyatelno( "we want to make from you independent learners"), i kak prepod on nichego ne dolzhen obyasnyat ( "all non-crusial questions via e-mail), on silno starayetsya delat assesmant kak mozhno slozhney ( " folks, negative marking, is all I can offer to you")
UROK #3: appriciate what you have.
Novoispechenniy karandash dlya glaz slomalsya: ya poteryala tochilku.
Moy papa silno pribolel gde-to tam, za pol-kintinenta ot menya. A ya ele dishu, lubuyas svoimi samimi dorigimi photographiyami v zhizni, i tiho nadeyus, chto ya vizhivu i stanu luchshe. Inache v chem togda tolk etih BESTSENNIH UROKOV?!
P.S.
Vishe nos. Ulibayemsya i mashim.