Everything turns out to be so vulnerable. All your efforts to build a relationship with the word find the closest ones and create your own cozy space, your fortress; a place to come whenever you’re down could be blown away by a single conflict. A contradictory situation, isn’t it?! First find friends to rely on and then keep all the negative emotions away just not to spoil THIS LINK. Be always positive, always friendly, and always happy. I guess sometimes there are too much always………….

Nu vot, na 20-tom godu zhizni menya ugorazdilo zabolet vetryankoy, prichem vtoroy raz. Kak stranno, chto ya ne pomnu pervogo- s moim nizkim bolevim porogom takuyu bol ochen trudno zabit. Takoye chuvstvo, chto virezali vse levoye legkoye, a mesta poreza-pereodicheski prizhigayut. Otsuda stabling pain i truddnosti dihaniya. A Glavniy minus -eto kurinniye murazhki po vsey spine- tak chto nikakih sexy backov.
Glavnoye veselye- perevernutiy rasporyadok dnya. Teper v moyem rasporezhenii besonniye nochi v goryachih bolyah. Kogda uragan poyet mne

Vista doesn't like me ( Ili duratskiy internet Browser

Kate Moss yavlyayetsya odnoy iz gordostey anglichan. Eshe bi. World top 5 model, rodom is GB. No assotsiiruete vi britayu glyadya na Kate Moss?!

Nenavizhu bolet potomu chto
v danniy moment u menya golos kak u muzhika

v solnechniy den ya hmurus, t.k. ludi, ya uchus dishat v 1/9 nosopirki

Na vsevozrastayushiye vozglasi: "bozhe, ti tak ustalo viglyadesh!" otvechayu:" da, boleyu. Pravda, horosho, chto zametno?"

A na vopros: "4to idem segodnya?" Ulibayas : Ne poluchitsya, miliy. Menya seychas tak kolbasit , azh nikakogo kluba ne nado "

Vseh lublu
Chinara

Pereezd vidalsya sumburnim- pozvonil otets i skazal :" edesh". Ot sobitiya leta ostalsya tolko chemodan, sobranniy vpopihah. V Astanu mi pribili k chasam shesti vechera. Zatem bil dolgiy podyem na vosmoy etazh. Kvartira okazalas bolshoy i holodnoy, s golimi stenami, pilnoy vneshney dveryu i kriklivimi uzbekami vmesto sosedey , kotoriye stroyat dom ne[podaleku. Zato vid krasiviy. Vidno vsu stolitsu s ee kazhdnodnevnimi preobrazheniyami. Astana napominayet 14 letnego podrostka, kotoriy eshe ne sovsem opredelilsya so stilem. Zdes est i shirokaya dusha Moskvi, i neboskremnost Dubaya i dazhe atributika gey kulturi vvide raduzhniy arok, rasskinutih po vsemu gorodu......
Ponaehali

- a chto k chayu mi nichego ne budem pokupat?
-a chto ti hochesh?
- (obizhenno i negaduyushe) nu kolbasu naprimer!

- i voobshe ti menya posledniy raz kormila v poldvenatdzatogo a uzge devya chasov vechara!
- a kak zhe te vse kastruli chto stoyat v holodilnike?
- nu otkuda ya zhayu zachem oni tam stoyat?!!!!!!!!!

Nu vot ya i doma
O moyem 9mesyachbom prebivanii vne doma napominayet lish Internet, chya sherepashya skorost menya prosto ubivayet. Pod dolgoye ozhidaniye poyavleniya zeleniy shtuchek, vspominayetsya sobitiya posledniy dney. Moya isterika, pri vide chemodana nabitogo do otvala garderobom iz sumochek, dzhinsimov i vsyakoy prochey erundi. Ya togda doshla do kulmonatsii, nazvav sebya neizpravimim shopogomikom i v porive chuvstv otdala polovinu bolnim rakom. Ol, prosti, te dve kophtochki , chto mi kupili vmeste ya tozhe otdala ( uzh ochen silnaya bila u menya isterika), nu mozhet oni hot kak-to pomozhet etim nuzhdayushemsya. Zatem bil aeroport i nenuzhniye phunti sterlingi- potratila na vot takoy zhe tormozyashiy I-net. Pomnu kak pitalas za 20 sekund prochitat 4 posta OLI BRENINGER pro Glamur, Marlen Ditrih i EMu. Vot tak zagolovkom i zapomnilos a eshe vrezalis devochki- podrostki s ochen tonkimi zapyastimi......... Otkuda vzyalis eti devochki?! i pochemu zapyastya dolzhni bit tonkimi?! I kto voobshe iz menya delal geroya- internazionalista, dostopremechatelnost, kotoraya TAM pobivala?!
Bila zanimatelnaya kartina - mnogo seryozno odetih ludey, golaya hmuraya ploshadka i rassipavshayasya mozaika na vneshney steni mecheti. Pohoroni interesnaya shtuka:stolko rodstvennikov i vse v platkah i nemnogo poteryanniye. Mne smeshno, a prihoditsya delat seryoznoye litso , pochti plakat- nehorosho vse eto. A potom ko mne podhodyat i sprashivayut kak TAM. Azh bolno smotret:nu kak etim glazam skazhesh?! kak skazat etim mozgam, kotoriye s detstva promivali , chto tam LUCHSHE - CHEPUHA!!!!!!!!!! Kak otvetit, chto mi bogache, potomu chto ne zhivem v dolg, chto mi kulturney, potomu chto u nas hvatayet dostoinsve ne saditsya za grayzniy stol i ne otrigivat preludno, chto mi boleye social- potomu chto krome televizora u nas eshe est i druzya?!
Nu vot...... Edu v KITAY, budu razrushat miph o devochkah-podrostkah s tonmimi zapyastimi

В колонках играет - Mika- Relax , take it easy
Настроение сейчас - sumburnoye

Relax... Take it easy
I tak na nosu tri examena.
Vot izhe tretiye sutki ya sizhu bezvilostno v svoyey komnate. Moya golova napominayet informatsionniy pharsh.Melkiye obrivki o transporte, dostribution centrah o packaging bukvalno zatopili moyu golovu.

Ubeyte menya pozhaluysta. I moy komp tozhe, potomu chto on gonit........

Nu i AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! na posledok

Vseh lu
Chinara

Vse kak - budto ostanovilos. Sueta, emotsii, chuvstva - letyat mimo menya. Ya sizhu za oknom s volshebnoy plenochkoy i nabludayu za sobstvennoy zhiznyu. Von idet ta devochka ona vsmatrivayetsya v steklo i vidit tolko otrazheniye : ee problemi , radosti , bol i perezhivaniya proletayut gde-to tam ne kasayas menya.... A mne pofig ......
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Moscow - Zhdi menya. I'm coming!!!

Life is a rollercoaster :DShare
by Arman Umbetaliyev (notes) 9:12pm Sunday, Jan 28
Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.

Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

So when I discovered that I Had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Kak Vam moy noviy design?

Lindsey: James, ya nashla vot eto na polu v koridore ( v rukah masterka Jamesa)
James: Da?.. Nu ostav' ee tam, gde ona lezhala
Lindsey: Chto? Prosto vzyat vot tak i vibrosit?
James: Nu da. Videsh, ya gotovlu. A kogda gotovish zapah zhira ostayetsya na veshah. Ochen ne priyato.
Lindsey: Ladno. Skazakno -sdelano. (S etimi slovami ona otkrivayet dver- i vishvirivayet koftu obratno)

Lindsey: Tak eto znachit ves tvoy obed: kuritza i mayonez?
James: (obizhenno) Net. Konechno , net. Tam eshe est nemnogo olivkogo masla.

James: Tak mi segodnya idem est blini?
Edd: A chto est kakiye-to plani?
James: Nu da, ya dumal mozhno shodit k tvoey devushke v gosti i ulomat ee sdelat blini. Maslenitsa kak-nikak.
Edd: Da... Neplohaya idea. Tolko vot moyey devushki net v gorode.
James: Oh?!

Prosto tak.........
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Kopets,
Tolko chto prochitala stat'yu pro Hondu Civic. Tam avtor sopostavlayet pokupku dannoy mashini protiv rozhdeniya rebenka.
Okazivayetsya eto Civic na stolko kruta, chto avtor taki pryamim tekstom zayavlayet ":nahren vam nuzhni urodliviye, dorogostoyashiye , neupravlayemiye deti, kogda est HONDA CIVIC?! Hvatit rozhat bezmozglih ubludkov, pokupaite luchshe Honda Civic"
Zhalko , chto vo vremena molodosti mami avtora ne bilo Hondi CIVIC, ona bi tochno bi predpochla bi horoshuyu mashinu chem rozhat bezdushnogo zhurnalista i bestalantlivogo marketologa.

Ya Schastliva!

HoChu stat pofigistkoy. Stroynoy i uspeshnoy pohigistkoy, iz kotoroy trudno vizhit chto-nibud krome ulibki, pozitivnogo nastroya i zvonkogo-prezvonkogo smeha. Hochu izbavitsya ot parazitov (kak vneshniy tak i vnutrenniy) i iskluchit kakiye -libo tabletki iz ratsiona hotya bi na god.
Hochu poluchat SMS kazhdiy den!
I donosit do ludey to chto ya dumayu v samom nailuchshem i PONYATLIVOM vide.