8 марта, а в голову лезут неподходящие стихи. И причем переводятся сами собой. Не то, чтобы очень близко к тексту, но ничего, терпеть можно.

Women are fond of their stockings and dresses,
And unconcerned with the problems of culture.
Twenty percent are incredible messes,
Thirty percent are carnivorous vultures.
Forty percent are complete mental cases,
This gives us ninety as running subtotal.
Last ten percent's also far from an oasis,
Evidence there, though, is anecdotal.