Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center
is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets
are four people, OK? Are you following?

Holden: Yeah.

Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with,
non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck,
agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter
Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

Holden: What is this supposed to prove?

Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question.
Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly
lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?

Holden: The man-hating dyke.

Banky: Good. Why?

Holden: I don't know.

Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!

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lads and lasses, do check New Jersey trilogy by Kevin Smith. that's a pure
fuckin' fun - no matter how old you are. One note - do watch it 'as is' - ie.
without dubbing. If you can't - well, you're seriously screwed up ;)