В колонках играет - Overkill 'Elimination'
Настроение сейчас - so-so

Now I _am_ an MCSE. "Who wants to fuckin' touch me?" (C) Cartman

В колонках играет - Kreator "Replicas of Life"

...So, with all of this in mind, I give you my revised list of the two commandments:

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.

&

Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.

Two is all you need; Moses could have carried them down the hill in his fuckin' pocket. I wouldn't mind those folks in Alabama posting them on the courthouse wall, as long as they provided one additional commandment:

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
----
(c) George Carlin

посетил.
http://www.jaxxroxx.com/gallery/?Qwd=./2006/12-04-...nd%20Guardian&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=S

Что поразило - у Hansi голос живьем мало отличается от студийных
записей.

ну и на разогреве интересная команда была -
http://www.leaveseyes.de

надо б ЦД прикупить...

В колонках играет - Motorhead "Dancing on your Grave"
Настроение сейчас - "who's there?"

Отколовшийся от Солнца в глаз попал кусок
Это как удар с разбегу сапогом в висок
Это как удар с разбегу сапогом в висок
Это как пятно под ноготь или штык в сосок

Время пол-первого или пол-третьего,
В общем, в районе пяти
В это последнее утро столетия
Тянет куда-то пойти

Бог мой, что за встреча
несомненно, это ты...
Остекленеет взгляд, и сердце заболит...

Можно сделать вид, что не заметил,
и уйти...
Конечно можно, блин, но сердце не велит.

Что-то остановит, что-то вынудит молчать
Замрет рука с бутылкой пива возле рта
Боюсь признаться сам себе - это твоя
Слегка увядшая, но все же красота.

В колонках играет - Guns N' Roses "One in a Million"
Настроение сейчас - disappointed

G N'R
---------
Guess I needed
Sometime to get away
I needed some peace of mind
Some peace of mind that'll stay
So I thumbed it
Down to sixth and L.A.
Maybe your greyhound
Could be my way

Police and niggers
That's right
Get out of my way
Don't need to buy none of your
Goldchains today
I don't need no bracelets
Clamped in front of my back
Just need my ticket till then
Won't you cut me some slack

You're one in a million
Yeah, that's what you are
You're one in a million, babe
You are a shooting star
Maybe someday we'll see you
Before you make us cry
You know we tried to reach you
But you were much to high
Much to high


Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iraq
Or spread some fucking disease
They talk so many goddamn ways
It's all greek to me
Well some say I'm lazy
And others say that's just me
Some say I'm crazy
I guess I'll always be
But it's been such a long time
Since I knew right from wrong
It's all the means to an end, I,
I keep on movin' along



Radicals and racists
Don't point your finger at me
I'm a small town white boy
Just tryin' to make ends meet
Don't need your religion
Don't watch that much TV
Just makin' my livin', baby,
Well that's enough for me
---

Were accused in racism for "niggers". Pretty
funny if you know who Slash is :)

Spell backwards :)

by Anthrax.
-----------
We fell in love at first sight
I can't explain the feelings
When I first saw you

We were so so happy
A life time of love sweet honey child
You'll always be mine

But then I played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with all your friends

We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh baby can't you see

You left me standing in the mud
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we fell in love again
This time forever
True love prevails over all

She got hit by a truck...

В колонках играет - Rush "2112"
Настроение сейчас - what's this?

Cave/bad seeds

Lyrics: traditional. Together with "Friggin' in the riggin'"
can give ya a correct understanding of folk songs there.
Though this one might be an "aussie traditional" - wouldn't
be a surprise :)

=======
It was back in 32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee

He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, he had payments on that
Stagger Lee

His woman threw him out in the ice and the snow
And she told him "Never ever come back no more"
Stagger Lee

So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket of Blood
Stagger Lee

He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"
To Stagger Lee

He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm the bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
Mr. Stagger Lee

Well the barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"
Mr. Stagger Lee

Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head

Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Known to make more money than any bitch in town

She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she's startin' to flirt
With Stagger Lee

She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"

She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Stagger Lee

"But there's something that I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Stagger Lee"

"I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy Dilly in his motherfucking ass"
Said Stagger Lee

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole"
Said Stagger Lee

Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
That mad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
I'm Stagger Lee

"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Said Stagger Lee

Well, Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.

В колонках играет - Blitzkrieg, "Blitzkrieg"
Настроение сейчас - could've been better

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallowed_Be_Thy_Name

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I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time
'Cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time for me are running low

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be there's been some sort of an error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying?
After all am I not afraid of dying
Don't believe that there never is an end

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Somebody cries from a cell "God be with you"
If there's a God then why has he let me go?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul it's willing to fly away

Mark my words believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hallowed be Thy name
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hallowed be Thy name

Get the CD. Or, much better, attend a live show.
It hurts me to say that but ya have a unique
opportunity to see Lemmy...

=======
I know the way you feel I know it ain't too good
I know it feels like there's detergent in your blood
But don't you worry, gonna make you feel alright
I'm gonna lift your black depression, help you through the night
I'm your man, you know I'll help you if I can
Cos I'm your Doctor

I know you're desperate, I really sympathise
I see the morbid horror flicker in your eyes
But rest assured I'm gonna help to ease your pain
I'm gonna put a thousand tiny implants in your brain
I'm your boy, I'll make you undulate with joy
Cos I'm the Doctor

Don't get too depressed, I've found a way to help your case
A little hypodermic sends you into outer space
You'll feel much better when you take these little pills
I'm gonna give you 60 bottles, I believe in overkill
Heart attack, you know you're never coming back
Cos I'm the Doctor
========

Not familiar with? Get "stone deaf forever"...

В колонках играет - Misfits

Classics - what else can one say...

************************************
Hallowed Be Thy Name (Steve Harris)

I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time
'Cuase at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows Pole
The sands of time for me are running low

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be there's been some sort of an error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying?
After all am I not afraid of dying
Don't believe that there never is an end



As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone cries from a cell "God be with you"
If there's a God then why has he let me go?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul 'cause it's willing to fly away

Mark my words believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hallowed be Thy name
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hallowed be Thy name

В колонках играет - AC/DC "Down Payment Blues"
Настроение сейчас - lousy

- now, based on his dancing, do you think this man is foreign or gay?
....
- a lot of people think you're gay. First off, what's your name?
- David
- all right, David doesn't have an accent, which probably means he's
not foreign. Where're you from?
- California
- California. Big state. Specifically, what city?
- San Francisco
....
почтеннейшая публика плачет. Ведущий обнимает юношу. И утешает.

В колонках играет - Motorhead "Back at the Funny Farm"

VIBRATOR

Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I´m bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I´m ready and how
I´m really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I´m starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,

You´re never alone when I´m around
You can always rely on me,
I´m a friend, my love won´t bend
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you
I´m so eager to please,
Stick with me and I´ll keep you free
From any nasty disease,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start,
I don´t wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That´s something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don´t tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Wasn´t that good, now wasn´t that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I´ll be here when next you need me,
I´ve never ever failed the test,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I´m a Vibrator,
And I´ll never ever break your heart

В колонках играет - Mercyful Fate "Evil"
Настроение сейчас - No future No furure No future for me

Beware the lightning that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.

Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days in this earthly vale of tears be long.

Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou worketh are grounded and thusly tagged lest they cause thee to make like a radiator, too.

Tarry not amongst those fools that engageth in intentional shocks, for surely they are non-believers and are not long for this world.

Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measure of a high voltage circuit lest thou incinerate both thyself and thy meter.

Take care thou tampereth not with safety devices and interlocks, for this incureth the wrath of thy supervisor and bringeth the fury of the safety inspector upon thy head and shoulders.

Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in other ways.

Service thou not equipment alone, for electrical cooking is a slothful process and thou wilst sizzle in thine own juices until thy Maker sees fit to end thy misery.

Trifle thou not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow like unto a lightning bug and thy wife have no further use for thee except thy wages.

Thou shalt not make unauthorized modifications to equipment, but causeth thou to be recorded all field changes and authorized modifications made by thee lest thy successor tear his hair out and go slowly mad in his attempt to decide what manner of creature hath made a nest in the wiring of such equipment.

В колонках играет - Overkill "Overkill"
Настроение сейчас - kinda stoned

George Carlin - on Religion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzHlMs2rSIM

В колонках играет - Sex Pistols "the Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle"

stolen from:
http://www.humor.li/joke_rate.asp?id=2721&so=19&pg=3

------------
Dear Boss,

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We

have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We
have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data
to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y
to K" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does
the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we
ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
We`ll await your direction.

Joan Duh
Snr Programmer

...I believe they're gonna outlaw booze in bars soon.
We're all gonna sit and drink fucking Starbucks and not smoke.
Or if we do we have them smokeless fucking cigarettes.
I don't know what's the fucking matter with everybody.
You think you can be safe... You can't be safe. 'Cos a
car might run you down any second. Think of that.
Never come out of the house again. I don't need you
on my street, you afraid motherfucker. What's the matter with people?
They just want to go to work, come home and lock
themselves in behind bars. Big fucking thing around
the garden like it's a medieval fucking fortress. Who are they
hiding from? 'Cos if the guy wants to get in, he'll get in, you know.
They just boost each other over the fence. I mean a jumbo
jet taking off from LAX, right, is like 2000 smokers smoking
200 cigarettes a day for fucking 30 years. And they want me
to stop smoking this? Fuck off, be serious. If you're gonna be serious,
ban automobiles driving through LA. Then I'll give up smoking. I'd
volunteer for it. Unless you're gonna do that, then don't be fucking
futile. Slogans.

if ya know what I mean...

----
Часто к философу в поисках правды
Разный народ заходил
А вот недавно юноша бравый
Странные вещи спросил

В сумрачном небе холодным пельменем
Месяц тоскливо висит
Сгорбившись низко под гнетом сомнений
Долго философ сидит...

Вдруг встал он, пошел. И, замедлив чуть шаг
Краткий ответ сформулировал так:

- Чем хаять хорошие наши порядки,
Купи огород и уткнись носом в грядки.
Сажай корнеплоды, выращивай лук
И песни пой в обществе милых подруг...

She had the face of an angel
Smiling with sin
A body of Venus with arms
Dealing with danger
Stroking my skin
Let the thunder and lightening start
It wasn't the first
It wasn't the last
It wasn't that she didn't care
She wanted it hard
And wanted it fast
She liked it done medium rare

Seems like a touch, touch too much
You know it's much too much, much too much
I really want to feel your touch too much
Girl you know you're getting me much too much
Seems like a touch
Just a dirty little touch
I really need your touch
Cause you're much too much too much

Iggy/the Stooges
----------------

Lord
See that cat
Yeah I do mean you
See that cat
Yeah I do mean you
She got a TV eye on me
She got a TV eye
She got a TV eye on me, oh
See that cat
Down on her back
See that cat
Down on her back
She got a TV eye on me
She got a TV eye
She got a TV eye on me, oh
See that cat
Yeah I love her so
see that cat
Yeah I love her so
She got a TV eye on me
She got a TV eye
She got a TV eye on me, oh
Right on, right on, right on
See that cat
Yeah I love her so
see that cat
Yeah I love her so
She got a TV eye on me
She got a TV eye
She got a TV eye on me, oh