A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in
the final of a quiz show. After answering all the normal
questions, they were neck-and-neck with the same number
of points and the quizmaster had to set a deciding
question. The question was, to compose a rhyme in 5
minutes including the word "Timbuktu".

After 5 minutes, the priest presented his poem :

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and
through on my way to Timbuktu..."

The audience was thrilled and celebrated the churchman
as the certain winner. However, the Aussie stepped
forward and recited:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two..."
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Хм. Есть у нас клиенты в Brisbane. Спросить что ль, правда ли
тама ladies cheap to rent :)