There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
( as you bastards think )
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth
There were only two balls and he had'em.

There was an old girl of Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny.
For half of that sum
You could finger her bum--
A source of amusement to many.