Updates-i have a new job, which is pretty good. must last the induction period without causing a shitstorm and demading reforms.

MOTHER et al are coming on Sunday, which is going to be fun..... here are the things MOTHER WILL NOT APPROVE OFF:

Start with the garden. Its a rare endangered ecosystem unadulterated by man.

house has no roof

sentient carpets in a bad mood

a big box by the doors full of swords and axes and big sticks

a real life swedish computer virus with a sore throat and a tea addiction living in my room

a collection of weapons in my boyfriends room

the amount of mildly disturbed to overtly psycotic individuals i call my housemates who radically DO NOT look like good company and are probably A BAD INFLUENCE

ANY music that happends to playinh at the time

the fact that i have no curtains, carpets, or wardrobe in my room

the hostile gravy jug

< insert more reasons here>

*sigh* this is going to be VERY interesting..... urgently need distractions and a cleaning lady.......