what I would like tomorrow's conversation to be:

HH: So, you graduated in 2000.
Me: That's what the paper says, you moron.
HH: What kind of position are you looking for?
Me: If you read your email, you'd see that I applied for Financial Analyst.
HH: Are you currently working?
Me: First of all try to at least pretend that you know how to read and second we covered that yesterday.
HH: Great, can you please tell me about your experience.
Me: By now I've realized that you're either blind, illiterate or a complete moron. Perhaps all three. So, I'll just sit and paraphrase my resume for you for the next half hour.
We then proceed to talk about my resume and the recent Columbus Day sale at Lord & Taylor.
HH: I'd like to thank you for coming and successfully wasting a few hours of both of our time. We don't really have any positions we can offer you and this meeting was just to show my boss that I actually do real work. For some reason he thinks I spend most of my time in Lord & Taylor. Oh, shit he's coming this way. (shaking my hand). Once again thanks for coming on such short notice and I'll let you know as soon as something opens up.
Me: I was right, you're all of the above and then some. I won't be holding my breath waiting for your call.