Had two interesting conversations today. One with a headhunter and one with my Russian professor from back when. The first one (although chronologically it was second) lasted about 5 minutes and went like this:

Me: Hello, I'm returning your call.
HH: We got your resume from hotjobs, are you still looking for a job?
Me-thinking: I sent it to you yesterday, what do you think?
Me-talking: Yes, I am.
HH: Are you currently working?
Me-thinking: Did you even read the damn thing beyond my name and phone number?
Me-talking: No, I'm not.

Then she gave me the address and we agreed on 1pm meeting tomorrow. I hate having to pretend that the person I'm talking to is not stupid and actually asking reasonable questions.