Today I helped one of the girls at work by writing her paper for her. The paper was on a topic I know nothing about and for a class I never took. She tried to write it herself last night but gave up and pleaded for my help today. I took her book of anthologies and wrote a 5 page paper in 2 hours. She was completely ecstatic and I couldn't understand why she was having so many problems with it.

Perhaps that's my true hidden talent to write papers on obscure topics for other people. If I could only figure out how to build an empire from it. :D