there's a woman in my office two cubicles away and she annoys me so much, my hands start itching. she has the most screeching voice and her laugh gives me goose bumps (the most comparable sounds is running a nail on a glass). i try to annoy her back with loud russian music but then other ppl ask me to turn it down a bit (can't use headphones as then don't hear the phone). i really think i will do something horrible to her one day. any suggestions? i'm thinking of starting with something very mild, like knopki na stule. although tempering with her phone will at least limit her capabilities of talking to everyone she knows every single day.