There was a woman who was taking a shower. And she finished and she wrapped a towel around herself. She heard the back door buzzer. Her husband was down iont eh basement; she was expecting a neighbor lady to come. And so, she opend the back door, but there was a man standing in the porch whom she's never seen before, and she said

"Can I help you?."

He looked at her for awhile, wrapped in her big bath towel and he said

"I hope you're not offended by this, but you're such a beautiful, beautiful woman. I would pay you three hundred dollars to drop the towel."

She was sort of flattered. She thought, "Boy, I can really use three hundred dollars". So she thought, "Why not." She said,

"Knock yourself out", she dropped the towel.

He looked at her and said

"You are so beautiful". And he gave her three hundred-dollar bills. He said,

"If I could ask one more thing. I'd give you another hundred dollars if you just turn around slowly."

She thought, "I've come this far, why not.".

So she turned around slowly, and he gave her another hundred. And she wrapped her towel around her, and went back inside.

Her husband called from down the basement,

"Who was that?"

She said,
"Just.... a man, I never saw him before".

He said,
"What did he looked like?"

"Well", she said, "he's bald, he's got big mustache, and he was driving a while Lincoln". The husband came up and said

"Gosh, Donna, I wish you told me, that was my cousing Danny from Chicago, he said he'd becoming to pay me four hundred dollars he owed me!"