1. I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter.
2. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
3. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
4. Life is too short. Don't be a jerk.
5. Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
6. I can see your point, but I still think you are full of crap.
7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. Education is expensive, but ignorance is more so.