1. Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.
2. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
3. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
4. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
5. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
6. Don’t start a battle of wits with an unarmed person.