A man who has finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini.

After buying it, he feels guilty, so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and
asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.

"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
"For my Lamborghini," he answers.
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi .
"A sports car."
"What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a
sports car?

Go to the Conservatives!"

Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and
asks for a mezuzah.
"You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks.
"For my Lamborghini,," the man replies.
"What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi .
"A car, a sports car."
"What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi ..
"It's Italian."
"What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a
Goyishe car?

Go to the Reform!"

Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed, but goes to the Reform Rabbi .
"Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini."
"You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi .
"You know what it is?" says the man.
"Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a mezuzah?"