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Meet The Clupper a.k.a. my ex-boyfriend 07-11-2007 07:41 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


Вот встретились в аське. Не разговаривали с того самого момента как расстались в конце июля. Знание английского желательно, если будут желающие - попробую перевести.

Ira (23:10:18 6/11/2007)
hey

LD-evlpoptrt (23:10:33 6/11/2007)
whats up

Ira (23:10:47 6/11/2007)
trying to deal with life, you?

LD-evlpoptrt (23:11:09 6/11/2007)
wondering if i have a job at the international bridal tomarrow...haha.

LD-evlpoptrt (23:11:24 6/11/2007)
the owners found out that my mom and i plan on starting a bridal business

Ira (23:11:25 6/11/2007)
why wouldn't you?

LD-evlpoptrt (23:11:30 6/11/2007)
they found out today

LD-evlpoptrt (23:11:38 6/11/2007)
and luck would have it, i didn't go to work today

LD-evlpoptrt (23:11:46 6/11/2007)
apparently it was a big deal at work

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:02 6/11/2007)
a co-worker / friend told me alllll about it

Ira (23:12:04 6/11/2007)
oi...

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:05 6/11/2007)
quite amusing

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:13 6/11/2007)
but it's not like they can fire me for it

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:22 6/11/2007)
and it would be unreasonable to get angry at me for it any how

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:31 6/11/2007)
since it's a 68 billion dollar industry

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:32 6/11/2007)
AND

Ira (23:12:33 6/11/2007)
did you call or you just didn't show up?

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:37 6/11/2007)
they only make 7 million a year

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:51 6/11/2007)
which means they're making less then .001% of that 68billion

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:56 6/11/2007)
just didn't go

LD-evlpoptrt (23:12:59 6/11/2007)
they wont fire me

LD-evlpoptrt (23:13:14 6/11/2007)
they're such penny pinchers when it comes to apying their peoople that they wont fire me

LD-evlpoptrt (23:13:20 6/11/2007)
cuz then they would have to pay unemployment

LD-evlpoptrt (23:13:25 6/11/2007)
i can't wait for work tomorrow

LD-evlpoptrt (23:13:29 6/11/2007)
it's gonna be great shit

LD-evlpoptrt (23:13:43 6/11/2007)
they're gonna ask me why i didn't go, and i'm just gonna say "i didn't feel like it"

LD-evlpoptrt (23:14:12 6/11/2007)
they're gonna ask me about the bridal business a few times in different ways... and i'm just gonna say "that's priviliged information"

LD-evlpoptrt (23:14:39 6/11/2007)
annnnd, i can't wait till they ask me to come to their office (like with the phone paging thing...)... and i'm just going to say "i would prefer not to"

LD-evlpoptrt (23:14:50 6/11/2007)
and they'll probably be like "what does that mean?"

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:00 6/11/2007)
and i'll promply say "i would prefer not to"

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:04 6/11/2007)
haha

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:14 6/11/2007)
i can't sleep.... so excited O_O

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:20 6/11/2007)
can't wait to get fired

Ira (23:15:32 6/11/2007)
but why do you want to get fired?

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:32 6/11/2007)
they dont even know what i can do!..lol...

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:35 6/11/2007)
i dont

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:38 6/11/2007)
but if they do fire me

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:44 6/11/2007)
they'll have to pay me in unemployment

LD-evlpoptrt (23:15:53 6/11/2007)
if i quit, then they dont have to pay squat

Ira (23:16:20 6/11/2007)
unemployment - for people who got laid off, not for the people who got fired as far as I know

LD-evlpoptrt (23:16:33 6/11/2007)
and i'm not afriad of them fireing me... cuz i can get a job at a fast food place and enjoy my place of employment a whole lot more .... just about anywhere

LD-evlpoptrt (23:16:55 6/11/2007)
well they can't fire me for something SMOEONE ELSE is doing

LD-evlpoptrt (23:16:59 6/11/2007)
something my mother is doing

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:03 6/11/2007)
i haven't done anything wrong

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:06 6/11/2007)
except not come in

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:10 6/11/2007)
and i don't have a schedule

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:19 6/11/2007)
there's nothing in writing saying what my schedule is

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:29 6/11/2007)
so how could they feasably fire me for not showing up?

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:43 6/11/2007)
it's not like they lose money when i dont go in

LD-evlpoptrt (23:17:58 6/11/2007)
my job doesn't effect their daily sales one bit

Ira (23:18:36 6/11/2007)
as usual, you are full of surprises
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Комментарии (4):
Rainy_day_away 07-11-2007-08:38 удалить
Этот человек болен. =)
Solitary-Angel 07-11-2007-16:10 удалить
В колонках: Mylene Farmer - California

yatasamochka, переведи канеш оО
TLС v.0.7.31c
La_constellation 14-11-2007-17:58 удалить
А как всё начиналось... :)
yatasamochka 16-11-2007-23:38 удалить
Solitary-Angel, когда-нить обязательно доберусь до перевода, обещаю.
La_constellation, простите за грубость, но ты кто? И откуда знаешь как всё начиналось?


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