1. You are afraid of snow so much that if you have .25 santimeters of snow on the ground - everything (schools, big private businesses etc.) closes untill roads will be covered in layers of salt bigger than that layer of snow.
2. You are afraid of down town, because Cincinnati has bigger ratio of black people to white people than any other city.
3. You hate seafood with all your might, because texture just kills you.
4. You eat pizza at least once a week.
5. You drive and you have your own car - else, you learn to drive or in the process of saving up for a car. There is NO piblic transport in Cincinnati.
6. Your favorite shoes are CROCs. I even kinda feel jealous, cuz they don't care how badly they look. Also, you wear flip-flops in winter. Over a woolen sock.
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7. You drink Gatorade. My personal favorite is the cherry one. Mmmm... Sooooo good.

To be continued...
Thanks to Kouya for idea.