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11-08-2006 23:26
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Tourist: Is it true that the bears around here won't attack you if you're carrying a flashlight?
Park Ranger: That depends on how fast you're carrying the
flashlight.
~~~~~
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- He was dead.
- Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
- Monkey see, monkey do.
- Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure.
~~~~~
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. After that, it will be okay, because you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.
~~~~~
На занятиях по военной подготовке майор делает перекличку и
уточняет инициалы:
- Иванов!
- Я!
- А.Ю.?
- I am!
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На уроке английского учитель договариваясь о встрече сказал: "We
will still meet on Wednesday."
Один из студентов, сделал при этом круглые глаза, поняв фразу как:
"We will steal meat on Wednesday???"
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Tourist: Is it true that the bears around here won't attack you if you're carrying a flashlight?
Park Ranger: That depends on how fast you're carrying the
flashlight.
~~~~~
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- He was dead.
- Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
- Monkey see, monkey do.
- Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure.
~~~~~
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. After that, it will be okay, because you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.
~~~~~
На занятиях по военной подготовке майор делает перекличку и
уточняет инициалы:
- Иванов!
- Я!
- А.Ю.?
- I am!
-----------------------------
На уроке английского учитель договариваясь о встрече сказал: "We
will still meet on Wednesday."
Один из студентов, сделал при этом круглые глаза, поняв фразу как:
"We will steal meat on Wednesday???"
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A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well,
shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening. When he left her, he told her
that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again,
soon. Smiling yes, she gave him her phone number.
The next day, he called her up and asked her to go dancing. She
agreed. As they talked, he jokingly asked her what her favorite flower was.
Realizing his intentions, she told him that he shouldn't bring her flowers
-- if he wanted to bring her a gift, well, he should bring her a Swiss Army
knife!
Surprised, and not a little intrigued, he spent a large part of the
afternoon finding a particularly unusual one. Arriving at her apartment
he immediately presented her with the knife. She ooohed and ahhhed over it
for a minute, and then carefully placed it in a drawer, that the man couldn't
help but see was full of Swiss Army knives.
Surprised, he asked her why she had collected so many.
"Well, I'm young and attractive now", blushed the woman, "but that
won't always be true. And boy scouts will do anything for a Swiss Army knife!
====
предлагаю открыть раздел Limericks :)
There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
(As you bastards think)
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.
shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening. When he left her, he told her
that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again,
soon. Smiling yes, she gave him her phone number.
The next day, he called her up and asked her to go dancing. She
agreed. As they talked, he jokingly asked her what her favorite flower was.
Realizing his intentions, she told him that he shouldn't bring her flowers
-- if he wanted to bring her a gift, well, he should bring her a Swiss Army
knife!
Surprised, and not a little intrigued, he spent a large part of the
afternoon finding a particularly unusual one. Arriving at her apartment
he immediately presented her with the knife. She ooohed and ahhhed over it
for a minute, and then carefully placed it in a drawer, that the man couldn't
help but see was full of Swiss Army knives.
Surprised, he asked her why she had collected so many.
"Well, I'm young and attractive now", blushed the woman, "but that
won't always be true. And boy scouts will do anything for a Swiss Army knife!
====
предлагаю открыть раздел Limericks :)
There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
(As you bastards think)
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.
Nad_Gamgee
23-08-2006-17:37
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