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Slovenia - A Friendly Place for Sports
Waking up beneath the World Cup-slopes of Slovenia makes the dudes think about if we were Sportstars instead of Deathstars. As you may know Maribor is a famous ski resort. If Deathstars were Sportstars in wintersports then the members would have had these specialties:
* Bone - Curling Prodigy
* Cat - Figure Skating Princess (female)
* Night - King of Monoski
* Whip - Bob Beast
* Skinny - Ski (nny) Jumping
Slovenia is not a country that we visit very often. We've been here for gigs a couple of times, and we always been treated amazingly well by the fans. Today we got tons of liquor, tons of glitter and boas with electric lights on them from our Croatian fans, and Enia especially. We appreciate this immensely of corpse. Boas with lights - absolutely perfect! And by the way - why can't all lights everywhere wear boas? It would be a nice picturesque view.
Skinny was out sightseing with Rickard, Roland, Roger and John. They went to a shoppingmall, got sunglasses and bought some slovenian lingerie for the opposite sex. Both bands are having their dressingrooms in a huge sportsclub. Everything circulates around sports today, which makes the members of Deathstars feel insecure, confused, fragile but happy. It is a new world opening up for them - a shiny happy world of sports. Little did they know that such a place existed.
It is strange for the dudes of destruction to meet up with friendly people in shorts, a smile on their faces and a weird kind of rackets in their hands, outside their dressingroom, saying "Hi, nice to meet you", like they actually mean it. This world of sports seems like a sect, a movement more scary than fundemantally religious people and totally unnatural. Stay away from sports! It seems devious and mindtwisting. This is a plastic dreamworld, a competedive Eldorado and a healthy breed of people in a desperate hunt for a kick of extre serotonin (use drugs instead). Are sports the toolbox of Satan, or a punishment from God? We don't know, but we are very greatful that we have Rock!
One thing that we really do appreciate with this world called Sport is that the breed practicing it seems to shower collectively! Very interesting. This is of course something that the band will adapt to their deathglam-culture and take fully advantage of after the show. A great night for a shower! Everyone in the band feels happy and excited about this.
How the members are sporting now:
* Whip is watching a Manchester United-game on TV. Finally!!!
* Skinny is developing his own poweryoga - vodka! - and you can't imagine how much energy he gets from it!
* Cat is playing pocket-tennis.
* Bone tries out badminton in the sportsclub with a roadie, and he hates it!.
* Nightmare is running to the cigarette-store. (Cheap in Slovenia!)
Tomorrow we will wake up in Budapest. We are really looking forward to that! Make sure you're there in time cause we're playing really early. Stay updated.
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Whip, Night, Bone and Devilina escaped the terrors of Dante, grabbed a taxi and went to Stephanplatz to visit church,
check the city out and to get some essential stuff to pimp darkness.
Nightmare and Devilina went to Mozart's hangouts while to two other elite soldiers of russian death pop
roamed the streets looking for make-up, glitter, silk underwear, tailors and funny-glasses.
We've been to Vienna tons of times and it's always nice. Everyone from clowns and lawyers to ambassadors
and strippers have been very friendly to the band. Actually, a while ago Cat and Whip went to a strip-club and took on
the scene and stripped 'til the mirrors cracked.(прим.
) The whole club was in ecstacy. Actually the girl-strippers put their
phonenumbers and money inside the underwear of the erotic talents. And that is of course not the only time
that has happened. Cat and Whip have a thing for strip-clubs, but only if they get to strip themselves(прим.хотел бы я это увидеть
)
Enough about that... As usual we ended up at Sparky's, a tacky restaurant next to Stephandom where we are kind of regulars by now,
We had almost raw meat and some drinks. We play at Szene today. Walking around here looking at gig-posters reminds us of a
very important thing - The Sisters of Mercy-tour. Our friends will soon start the European-ride and we demand you guys to
get tickets to see this classic band.
Skinny has been caressing himself all morning, keeping himself warm in that freezing bus. He is pleased to say, quote
"A good thing about touring is that you learn a lot about your body and your private sexuality."
Whip and Nightmare will do some VJ:ing filming for GOTV tonight, be sure not to miss that you dudes who live here in Austria.
What the members are doing now:
* Cat is still sleeping (!!!!) after playing guitarhero and drinking vodka all night.(:gitarist:сопьется ребенок,ищи виноватого)
* Skinny is trying to drive the tourbus, "Dante", to the screams and horror of the busdriver George.
* Nightmare is smoking cigarettes and doing interviews.
* Whip is ironing his underwear.(прим. и это хозяйгобыло ниже на велике в темноте?
)
* Bone is telling Sonic Syndicate jokes about Satan.
Even the iPig has become a party animal!
Unfortunately we didn't have access to internet yesterday so that's why the blog wasn't updated.
We had quite a difficult day-off due to several reasons.
We woke up at a service station to fix the broken breaks on our bus. Since we had a photoshoot at 2 o clock right next to Hellraiser where we played the previous night we squeezed into a couple of cabs and headed back to the scene of the crime.
With empty stomachs we got out in the cold with full makeup and stage clothes. The location was a bombed out factory which we entered through a window that Whiplasher smashed.
Hours later we finally finished the shoot and got inside for some breakfast pizza.
The bus wasn't back before 6:30 PM and the rest of the evening was spent with Guitar Hero and movies.
Without anything to eat we got to bed early. Hungry, sober and bored.
Völkerschlachtdenkmal
After a well earned field trip to Völkerschlachtdenkmal we are happy to be in Hellraiser again. Yesterday Sepultura was here and we can still feel the nice smell of nice Brazilian waxing. We sure hope today’s show will be as good as last time when Cat hade a nice romantic moment with a mirror on stage. We just had a meet and greet with two nice German boys. Good times. And of course we ate the famous Hell-ops.
Right now:
Nightmare is re-hydrating from last night, Cat and Skinny found the I-pig and are partying while Bone is being grumpy in the cold shower. Whip is nowhere to be found. He is either sleeping, or as usual de-hydrating in the closest bar.