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(When asked about the pregnancy rumor) "I'm not, but I do have
six kids! (laughs) No, wait, I don't, no!"

"I do...somewhere in me...have a somewhat sexy side." (Какая скромность)

"But in Texas, 350 miles is like, right next door."

"I know, yeah. I was like 'what?'. I didn't know what to say!
I didn't know if he was done or if he wanted me to say
something. I was kinda like ducka ducka ducka...I didn't know
what to say!"

"It's DUCKA DUCKA DUCKA, and it's from Austin Powers."

"Nah, I'm still the same DORK that says 'ducka ducka ducka'"

For real these kids can be animals! Listen! (opens car door)
Maybe you didn't hear! (chuckles, open again) One more time!
(laughs open up door)

(When asked about using THE PUBLIC RESTROOM...) "Oh, my God! I
wrap the toilet with paper...it's a five minute process.
Nothing on my skin is going to touch the toilet. People could
have, like, nasty butt. And I do NOT use Porta-Potties. " (Господи, она говорит о туалетах!Иу!)

(When asked if she could change anything about her body what
would it be) "My big booty. I have the biggest butt. It's just
not right. It's hard to shop for pants- they'll fit me
perfectly in the butt, but then the waist is four inches too
big. I'm Greek, so we have pretty big booties in my family". (Ээээ…она гречанка?)

"I'm not allowed to drink because of my vocal cords. and I'm
also 20. But I have had a couple of shots. Liquor smells crap.
I hate when people say 'It's an acquired taste' because I
could acquire a taste for pee, but I don't drink pee." (снова туалетная тема =)

"You want a kiss? You're too far. My flying powers only work
on Wednesday."

(When asked about posing nude) "What would I pose nude for?
The 'Itty-Bitty ***** Committee?!'" (да ладно, нормальная у нее грудь)

"I'd better go pee first." (ну-ну…туалеты…туалеты)

"I feel like I'm dating Bob. (Laughter) I see Bob everywhere I
go."

"I'm like a make-up artist's nightmare. I rub my eyes and
right here on my nose and I eat my lipstick. I'll sit there
and lick my lips."

"No! I don't like Vanilla! It's bland! Wait, Vanilla is my
favorite smell, Yeah Vanilla."

"Sorry, I had to get more comfortable. I'm in my socks right
now." (holds up her foot)

"Oh, I can't have carbs...What?! Bread is good! Jesus ate
bread! Eat bread! You can tell - I ain't got this ghetto booty
and big cheeks for nothin'!"

(When asked if she still says 'cool beans') "Never in front of
people, no."

(On playing "Truth or Dare") "I ran around naked singing 'I
Feel Pretty' through my neighborhood, and it was like three in
the morning."

(Getting ready to sit on the piano to sing "Beautiful
Disaster") "Okay, time to break the piano!"

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