Это цитата сообщения
fond_of_porn Оригинальное сообщениелирика
Samantha-isms
on withholding sex: "a guy could just as easy dump u if u fuck him on the 1st date as he can if u wait untill the 10th"
on power and sex: "The only place u can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave man blow jobs, we could run the world."
on bad kissers: "If their tongue's just going to lay there,what do u think their dick's going to do?"
on the riles "The women who wrote that book wrote it because they can't get laid, so they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad."
on whether she swallows"Only when surprised."
on understanding a man:"You can lay your pussy on a table in front of one and still not know what he's thinking."
on dating a woman and having sex with a strap-on:"With all the fucking and talking, I had no idea men had to work so hard"
on leisure time:"My weekends are for meeting new guys so i don't have to keep fucking the old ones."
on MARRIAGE:"Marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending. Just an ending."
ALPHA DOG: the one in the relationship who doesn't want to share the water dish
BABY BLUE: Viagra
BLOW JOB TUG-OF-WAR: the elaborate dance that ensues when a man tries to encourage the woman go south when she would rather stay far north
BOGART: to keep a guy all to yourself, especially one such as Mr.Pussy
CLAM MOUTH: when a guy's tongue just lays there in your mouth like a clam
DOUBLE-DIP: to date both men and women
FASHION ROAD KILL: a model who falls down on the runway during a show
FUNKY SPUNK: bad-tasting joy juice
GHERKIN: a small penis
GOLDICOCKS: a woman who can't find a guy with the right size penis
NAKED DRESS: a dress you wear the night you plan to have sex with someone
SHARPEI: an uncircumcised penis
TWO-BLOW-JOB CHICK: a girl who puts blow jobs in the coming attractions that the guy's never going to see in the actual movie
UP-THE-BUTT GIRL: the girl you become when you let a guy go there
YOGASM: an orgasm brought on by postyoga sex with someone in your class; sex that is deemed necessary after a sad attempt at tantric celibacy
это все заметно подняло мне настроение. пока же руки перестали опускаться;)
[699x429]