1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just
can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
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1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
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1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
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1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
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1. Breathing

Men Are Like...


... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

В колонках играет - What if god was one of us - Joanne Osborne

(a friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same.
a friend is someone who comes in when the rest of the world has gone out.)
читаю фсякие стихи о любви на английском форуме. грусьтно

В колонках играет - земфира по радио махимум
Настроение сейчас - *мои колени замерзли*

"я не драматизирую..."
когда одиноко и холодно
хочется чтобы был кто-то рядом
но в такие моменты всегда
некого, совсем некого обнять

Ksyush, :)

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нельзя телефон на час выключить. комплекс самоненависти включаеЦЦа. неприятноооо каааак. спать-спать-спать и читать стихи Дримной про рыжую жанну. я, наверное, ненормальная

http://www.stihi.ru/author.html?bitterwind
need 4 common sense.
вот как выползает настроение

надо поприветствовать хоть раз :)
Welcome here,
Всю_Ночь_Напролёт, Radusya :)

урра
я ее нашла :)))

Настроение сейчас - Эх

залезла в дрымз. ни одного знакомого лица или хотя бы аватарки. это ж надо... все группировками, странные... эх, времена меняются...раньше был самый дружелюбный чат...пошла за аватарками. может, найду свою опознавательную рыжую кошку...хотя таких чудес не бывает. Эх.

снова кефир - для профилактики. потом такая огромная уборка, потом такие чудесные письма в ящике. потом такое мерзкое настроение. в общем, надо скорее учиться снова :) это единственно правильный выход :)

tem bolee trudno pisat` sms, nahodyas` v dushe :)

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Mne sejchas na vse gluboko fioletovo. Ser`ezno.

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"вам 24 года"




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Настроение сейчас - хочу быть злой

дай мне вязальную спицу
я процарапаю гордость
я процарапаю глупость
юность и невесомость


надо отказываться от порочной практики четверостиший. Разбила зеркало, подаренное Степой. в печали. оно со мной было с самого лета. как теперь. жаль. В аське Пьетро Роспетто. Хоца быть злой. Даа. Звонила Юля. А может, пойти на эту несчастную встречу выпускников и посмотреть на ужирающийся (другого слова не подобрать) народ, сразив их интеллектом, блин? (блин здесь лишний, понимаю). Полкласса-то и в фазанки не поступило никакие... Эх, Россия...

разболелся. второй раз за мою жизнь. первый раз это было серьезно и в 5 классе. а сейчас несколько часов, пила кефир. поллитра кефира. хе. с сахаром, потому что так хотелось :) теперь легче. буду жить :)

кофе, лимоны и улыбаться
мысли приглаживать гелем-воском
иголки в ладони втыкать как в пяльца
и не думать о самом плоском

хочу книг себе. а надо читать Байрона...

она мне просто понравилась :)
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кто я - фам, хроноп или все-таки надейка?