bought my self a new memory card for my digital camera
now i can take over 500 pictures in one time
thats definately a sign that i should do study abroad
p.s. my counselor is great, even she wants me to do it!

How to Be a Lazy College Student
So, you want to learn how to become a lazy bum? Looks like you have found the right page.

Steps
Enroll in a college.
Sign up for classes.
Even though you have signed up for classes, make sure you only attend less than half of them.
Following the precedent in step three, make sure not to wake up before 11 AM at the earliest.
Lay around your dorm room (or wherever you live) all day. Getting dressed is not an option.
Eat. Eat everything in sight. Wearing food on your clothing is okay.
Showering is optional.
Even though you are being "lazy," it is okay to go to parties. In fact, you should party as much as possible.
Disregard people when they tell you that you are wasting your life.
You must not graduate in four years, ten is more acceptable.

went to an interview
i though i did great
but no call so far
accidently bumped into lena on my way to the financial office, she is in the same ass position as i am right now
went to see irina, so we chat and laughted for a while at her house
olga called, so i talked to her on my way home (i have no idea how is this girl has so much fun all the time)
qina called about study abroad
oh , yeah went to a study abroad today, really want to do this
finaly home :-) home sweet home

I love you Reggi
You are the best supervisor ever, i wish all my future bosses were like you!
As i quit my school job today (my stupid new supervisor didn't want to rearrange my hours) , 5 minutes later he comes looking for me .
I was sitting in the lounge w/ simone and vern. He asked everyone out except me. Than w/ his innocent look he asked:
- "Is everything ok w/ helpline?" "Why don't you want to work anymore?"
- "Did daniel tell you about this?" - i asked
- "No, i am just asking"
So i told him everything. He really didn't want me to quit , neither did i. He said he will figure out my hours. He said if i have any problems i should go strait to him and no one else. I wonder how he find out? Daniel, Jamel? Who told him so fast? And why did he decide to come and talk to me?He is no longer my supervisor. He is not even a part of helpline organization.
Thats why i like him so much. He cares about everyone . He is cute. I wish , he would be my new supervisor instead of her. I wish , we could have sessions one on one.
This was the best "i quit this job, i am not working here anymore!" day ever.
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You Are a Lace Bra!

Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome With a softer side that only you can draw out

just came from shopping w/ qina
we went to see a movie
shopped for a while
than i had japanise and she had italian food
it was fun :-) girls night out))

How to Get Rid of a Loser Date - For Him
You weren't expecting your date to be such a loser! How do you dump her without making a scene? Make it her choice. Disclaimer: Actually following this advice could make you feel like a loser yourself. If you want to be classy and kind, this may not be the best strategy.

Steps:
1. Be strategic - different losers require different techniques. Some take more time than others to get the hint.

2. Read poetry to her - get emotional. T. S. Eliot's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" is a good place to start because it isn't very long, yet quickly becomes annoying.

3. Bore your date. Talk about sports, cars, video games or your job. If she shows even a remote interest after five minutes (you have to allow for politeness), switch to another topic on the list. Talk about your ex, even if you don't have one.

4. Discuss only yourself. Monopolize the conversation, and if she offers any personal information, brush it aside and say, "Oh yeah? Well I ' "

5. Tell jokes. Tell them so that she isn't sure they're jokes. If she laughs at any of them, switch to offensive jokes. The idea is to make her question her decision to go out with you. After all, you seemed like a nice guy.

6. Call her Toots, Babe, Mamma or Chickie. Drop Cheerios in her purse when she isn't looking.

7. Demonstrate your worst table manners. Ask, "Do you want that?" and take food from her plate before she answers. If she protests, point out that it's your food - you're paying for it, after all.

8. Make her uncomfortable. Stare at her neck. Smirk at her. Tell her, "I had this scaly thing once, but they removed it."

9. Embarrass her. Scratch yourself with abandon. Belch loudly and with great gusto. Fan the air and say, "Whoooee, Baby, you need to lay off the dairy products!"

How to Get Rid of a Loser Date - For Her
You weren't expecting your date to be such a loser! How do you dump him without making a scene? Make it his choice. Disclaimer: Actually following this advice could make you feel like a loser yourself. If you want to be classy and kind, this may not be the best strategy.

Steps:
1. Be strategic - different losers require different techniques. Some take more time than others to get the hint.

2. Bore your date. Offer only the most mundane things about yourself. Look at your knees and mumble. Sigh a lot.

3. Stare blankly when he tells a joke. Laugh inappropriately.

4. Ignore your date. Bring a magazine to read ' the more unlikely, the better: "Highlights for Children," "Soldier of Fortune," "Rod & Custom." Hold your place on the page while you answer questions in monosyllables.

5. Call him by several different wrong names.

6. Show off some less desirable personal habits - grind your teeth, crack your knuckles, chew gum, sniffle and swallow loudly, take food from his plate, swap straws with him every fifth sip. Tap your nails on the table. Snicker for no reason.

7. Worry him. Say wistfully, "My finger is so terribly cold without a ring." Excuse yourself to call your psychiatrist or your mama.

8. Scare him. When he puts his hand on your arm or thigh, inhale sharply and start choking. Wave your hand around meaninglessly while he tries to figure out what's wrong. Do this every time he touches you.

9. Embarrass him. Ask the waiter if the restaurant has any live food. Dig through your purse; pull out random items and set them on the table. The more personal the better.


Tips:
Be prepared to pick up the tab and find alternate transportation, if necessary.

Look around the room and randomly find a guy and yell oh crap, there's my husband.

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My cat likes to drink bath water. Whenever someone is taking a bath, he likes to go in there and hop up on the rim of the tub and drink water out of your hands. He'll meow at you if you don't cooperate. I don't know if it's the taste or the temperature or what but he does it every time. Someone drinking your bath water... now that's love.

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today in class some cute guy
- "where are you from?"
- "Ukraine"
- "does ukraine participate this year in winter olympics"
- "yeah, i think so"
- "are you sure?"
- "yeah, i saw ice skaters on tv " (what a liar i am)

today later
- "Mom, does ukraine participate this year in opympics"
- "No huney, they don't"
- "Muaha haha , muaha ha"

p.s. way to go smart pants, i am sure i impressed him with my outrageous line "i saw ice skaters on tv" , wont hear much from him

Поздравляем!!! Вы - компрадор-олигарх

Вы компрадор-олигарх. [показать]Вам накласть на эту страну и на этот народ. Да и на все другие народы тоже. Миром правят те, кто имел достаточно ума украсть столько, чтобы жить в парящем над землей самолете. Вы пока расходуете время и нервы на эту полупустыню, но только потому, что не все еще вывезено и не все еще высосано. Когда все закончится или станет небезопасным — вы отсюда свалите, или, по крайней мере, на это надеетесь. Ни один рыжий волосок не упадет с вашего поредевшего чуба. А может быть — Вы уже свалили? А, Борис Абрамович?

Пройти тест

Кто бы сомневался))

andrew wrote this morning after asking me to hang out w/ our fellow student leaders (not to mentions that he picked all girls and NO boys only), so he wrote :"u... nice? isint that an oxymoron hahahha just kiddin.. " You ass, no its not an oxymoron, its just that you are a moron

p.s. yeah right i am going to hang out w/ ya after that.....kiss my little foreign ass

ok, gtg to my class

i hate you and i don't love you
but i admire you and envy you
i wish i've never met you
now i always compare myself to you
____________________________________
fuck it

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I HATE YOU , I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU ANDREW
so i wanted to do study abroad, i was so excited, untill i decided to tell about it to andrew
and vu a la - "you are not doing summer internship? i am shocked"
i hate you man, you working creep, if you want to work its ur problem, and i know that you are right - deep inside- but i was trying to fight this feeling so badly , i really want to go study abroad, now i know - i am just hiding from work and the graduation moment........i know you are right , i need internship more than anything, more than fun right now.....
thats why i hate you
you make me doubt myself
you know that you are always right , and i know that too
damn, i hate you
what am i going to do now? i know if i apply to that study abroad program , i will tease myself the whole summer about what i could have possible missed instead
stop dreaming honey, face it , you have to start thinking about your future *NOW*

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ok , maybe not london , but italy
who knows
yesterday , will didn't even come up to me to say hi
just b/c i was talking to jeff all the time , i guess

ЛИНГВОШОКИРУЮЩИЕ ФРАЗЫ !!!

(почти КОМИЧЕСКИЕ КУПЛЕТЫ)

На португальском языкe - В июле блинчиками объесться [In Juliо рidаrаs оhuеlоs].

На испанском: Чёрное платье для моей внучки [Трахе негро пара ми ниета ].

На турецком: Характер каждого быка [Хер манд аныб хуюб].

На арабском: Семья моего брата - лучшая в стране - [Усрат ахуй атъебифи биляди ].

А теперь - ХИТ СЕЗОНА!
На китайском: Грязно-серая лиса шаг за шагом возвращается в общежитие -
-[Хуй лю лю хули ибу ибу хуй суши ].

изучайте языки разных стран !!!

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all my applications were declined
IT SUCKS
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Утром муж будит жену:
- Вставай,зайчик, тебе пора на работу!
Жена,поворачиваясь на другой бок:
- Я сегодня рыбка, у меня нет ножек и я никуда не пойду

- Дорогой, ты где был?
- Бегал!
- А почему майка вся в крови?!
- Догнал...

Девушка стоит у обочины, едет мужик на машине, видит
- молодая девченка, стоит, мёрзнет, думает, "Дай подвезу!"
Останавливается рядом, девушка нагибается к окошку, спрашивает:
- Мужчина, минет сделать не желаете?
Мужик обалдело: - Я? КОМУ??

i think i'm gonna quit my job
fuck it
i'll email my decision 2morrow