i set the date w/ andrew for wednesday
gosh, what am i doing...
talked to olga and she is nuts

reason to drop the class : "it is interfering with my extracurricular activities and has a negative impact on my scholastic experience"

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today was awesome
first i and qina went to the swimming pool.
i tought her how to swim a little. than i swam on my own back and forth and on my back :-)
than we took a hot shower and than we went to the steam room :-)
it was so so so relaxing.
until i had to go to my class where we were watching movies about operational managment, so i slept thru it. :-) ah
great :-)

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Frankie Valli is such a dork
i love his songs :-)
"I love you babe, don't know if its quite alright"
Yeah

came from a doctor , he said there is NOTHING wrong w/ me..........
aaaaaaaaaaah. one doctor says there is , another one there is not.
man!
went to a dinner w/ my mother, bought so much tasty stuff:-)

Q: There is a 100 dollar bill lying in the
street. Who would pick it up, an intelligent
man? An intelligent woman? or Santa? and
Why?

A: The intelligent woman (duh!), The other
two don't exist.


A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training
session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a
good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to
bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
So, honey, how was the trip?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present?
what I asked for: the English girl?!
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few
months to see if its a girl !!!

WANTED

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.


Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the
mall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How much is that
Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph ased, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture


Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive

And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!

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"to love is to share" said will in my morning class.
god, i hate this guy, i don't love him and he doesn't love me. we are not together and never will be period.
what an ass. he asked if i can bring some russian cd's b/c he is interested in foreing music. yeah right. i told him no a million times.

bumped into andrew at the computer lab. as usual we started talking about why i am not "nice" to him. well b/c honey i fear u might have a drinking problem and you have to many girl friends!

i have to say he looks good in a black suit and tie going to work.:-)

he also said he didn't call me the other day at 6 am. hm. i wonder who was that than. if its that jersey girl , i hate her!!!!

can't wait for the spring break. god i need a vacation.

p.s. and must start studying! i am spending way to much time between my classes playing cards w/ folks at the helpline. :-(

6:52 am
a call from (732) number
new jersey
i bet its u andrew , u *bip* *bip*.
why do u do this to me

"Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. "
damn it , why am i so rude to him
i don't know
it seems like he really like me, and i keep on sending him rude messages back
i know he is a player. so why do i care ?

Oтправь смс с текстом «Ты где?» на любой номер в 4 часа ночи и получи прикольную рифму на свой мобильник.

- Пользуясь моментом, хочу передать привет друзьям, которые тоже пользуются "Моментом".

Парень приводит к себе домой девушку.
Ночью у них все происходит, а у нее были критические дни, но она об этом парню не сказала и утром ушла раньше, чем он проснулся.
В общем парень просыпается, смотрит и видит - вся кровать в крови, девушки нет. Он задумчиво говорит:
- Я ее убил, - потом подходит к зеркалу и добавляет - и съел...

муж с женой смотрят фильм ужасов. На экране появляется УЖАС.
Жена:
-Ой мама...
Муж:
-Теща? Похожа...

-О чем ты думаешь,любимый?
-Да так,ни о чем...
Она(радостно):
-И я ни о чем!!!
Он (угрюмо):
-Тебе легче,у тебя мозгов нет!

Звонок на радио в передачу по заявкам:
Здраствуйте, я работаю барыгой. Сегодня я случайно продал планокуру Пете
однонапасную траву, а сказал что она трехнапасная. Поставьте пожалуйста
для Пети песню Николая Баскова и Ирины Билык "Отпусти меня...".

В ремонтной мастерской:
- У меня пылесос чего-то хреново работает...
- Чего, сосет плохо?
- Сосет-то нормально - пылесосит плохо!

А по аромату моего мыла можно угадать какое у меня настроение: хозяйственное или туалетное!

Ничто не вызывает такой паники, как фраза "Только без паники!"

Мyжик пpишел в гости к знакомомy, а там целая кодла наpкоманов в подъезде.
Заpядили шпpиц каким-то чеpным мyтным деpьмом и пyскают его по кpyгy. Мyжик
обалдел и спpашивает:
- Вы че, пацаны, СПИДа не боитесь?
- Hy ты гонишь! Да мы тyт все в пpезеpвативах!

-Профессор, а я получу автомат?
-Да. И сапоги тоже.

"зачем же ты полюбила - ярко окрашеннего дебила"
песенка pet shop boys "u only tell me that you love me , when you are drunk "как никогда актуальна

i wake up this morning and this is what i see on my cell
2:34 am
"How it going? Im nicely gettin wasted in astoria;) wish u were here ill email u tonight;)"
i dont' get this guy , we are not boyfriend and girlfriend
not ever close friends
what does he want from me?

stupid russian girls in the back of the room that never shut their mouths during lecture...
now we will have another prof b/c of them........
so stupid.....
and that jewish guy what i can't get rid of...what an ass

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doctor said there is nothing serious but i should take care of myself while its only at the begging stage. i got it from my mother and grandmother and the list goes on.
spend all afternoon w/ irina at brooklyn college trying to study. didn't work. we ended up going out , laughing and exploring the college instead of studying.
andrew keeps on sending me messages like- "how you doing" and i just keep on replaying -"i am doing horrible, worse than ever" . he suggested twice that we should meet for a drink , but i am not sure if it is a good idea.

i can not believe that jerk just called me and asked how was my evening class and what new i learned to day after todays date.
asshole.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

i just had the worst date of my life
first he wanted me to meet his ex, than we went to the china town and sit in the park insulting each other .
he said i look drunk when i smile........
wow. what a compliment. great.
biatch

igor typed " shame on you , ti razvrojaesh maloletnix"
xaxa....
vot etogo mne eje ni kto ne pisal , da i ne takoi on uj i maloletnii, vse go lish na god mladshe menay, ili na dva.....