E. Waugh
Mr. Loveday's Little Outing
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"You will not find your father greatly changed," remarked Lady Moping as the car turned into the gates of the County Asylum.
"Will he be wearing a uniform?" asked Angela
"No, dear, of course not. He is receiving the very best attention,"
It was Angela's first visit and it was being made at her own suggestion.
Ten years had passed since the showery day in late summer when Lord Moping had been taken away; a day of confused but bitter memories for her; the day, of Lady Moping's annual garden party, always bitter, confused that day by the capice of the weather which, remaining clear and brilliant with promise until the arrival of the first guests had suddenly blackened into а squall. There had been a scuttle for cover; the marquee had capsized; a frantic carrying of cushions and chairs; a table-cloth lofted to the boughs of the monkey- puzzler, fluttering in the rain; a bright period and the cautious emergence of guests on to the soggy lawns; another squall; another twenty minutes of sunshine . It had been an abominable afternoon, culminating at about six o'clock in her father's attempted suicide.
Lord Moping habitually threatened suicide on the occasion of the garden party; that year he had been found black in the face, hanging by his braces in the orangery; some neighbours, who were sheltering there from the rain, set him on his feet again, and before dinner a van had called for him. Since then Lady Moping had paid seasonal calls at the asylum and returned in time tor tea, rather reticent of
her experience.
Many of her neighbours were inclined to be critical of Lord Moping' s accommodation. He was not, of course, an ordinary inmate. He lived in a separate wing of the asylum, especially devoted to the segregation of wealthier lunatics. These were given every consideration which their foibles permitted. They might choose their own clothes (many indulged in the liveliest fancies), smoke the most expensive brands of cigars and on the anniversaries of their certification, entertain any other inmates for whom they had an attachment to private dinner parties.
The fact remained, however, that it was far from being the most expensive kind of institution; the uncompromising address, "County Home for Mental Defectives,"' stamped across the notepaper, worked on the uniforms of their attendants, painted, even, upon a prominent hoarding at the main entrance, suggested the lowest associations. From time to time, with less or more tact, her friends attempted to bring to Lady Moping' s notice particulars of sea-side nursing homes, of "qualified practitioners with large private grounds suitable for the charge of nervous or difficult cases", but she accepted them lightly: when her son came of age he might make any changes that he thought fit; meanwhile she felt no inclination to relax her economical regime; her husband had betrayed her basely on the one day in the year when she looked for loyal support, and was far better off than he deserved
A few lonely figures in great-coats were shuffling and loping about tne park.
"Those are the lower-class lunatics", observed Lady Moping. "There is a very nice little flower garden for people like your father. I sent them some cuttings last year."
They drove past the blank, yellow brick facade to the doctor's private entrance and were received by him in the "visitors room", set aside for interviews of this kind. The window was protected on the inside by bars and wire netting; there was no fireplace; when Angela nervously attempted to move her chair further from the radiator, she found that it was screwed to the floor.
"Lord Moping is quite ready to see you," said the doctor. "How is he?"
"Oh, very well, very well indeed, I'm glad to say. He had rather a nasty cold some time ago, but apart from that his condition is excellent. He spends a lot of his time in writing."
They heard a shuffling, skipping sound approaching along the flagged passage. Outside the door a high Angela recognized as her father's said: "I haven't the time, I tell you. Let them come back later."
A gentler tone, with a slight rural burr;replied, "Now come along, It is a purely formal audience. You need stay no longer than you like."
Then the door was pushed open (it had no lock or fastening) and Lord Moping came into the room. He was attended by an elderly little man with full white hair and an expression of great kindness.
"Look at your father," said the doctor. "He'd be quite lost without Loveday to act as his secretary." "It doesn't seem fair."
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Angela left the asylum, oppressed by a sense of injustice. Her mother was unsympathetic.
"Think of being locked up in a loony bin all one's life."
"He attempted to hang himself in the orangery," replied Lady Moping, "in front of the Chester-Martins."
"I don't mean Papa, I mean Mr Loveday."
"I don't think I know him."
"Yes, the looney they have put to look after Papa"
"Your father's secretary. A very
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