Бог - хороший парень, с ним дружить надо, только нихрена он не понимает :-)
Me:
Greetings! Tell, you do not object to daily sunrise?
God:
Hello there! Are you telling me do not object to daily sunrise?
Me:
Yes, I also speak it.
God:
Excuse me! Also? Could you teach me a few phrases in it?
Me:
Awfully. Here which time I come here and I try to communicate with you, and you bear the absolute delirium. But, maybe, it is difficulties of translation?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Oh there. Perhaps. Are you sure it is?
Вот как, оказывается. А в прошлый раз бедняга упорно пытался выяснить, как меня зовут, но так ничего и не добился. :-)