Itak,
1) S'edeno:
*Yai4niza iz 2-h yaih s 2 kuso4kami sira
* Morkovka s arahisovim maslom
* Morozenoe wokoladnoe (ploho, Ulya, o4en' ploho!)
* Chipsi (o4en' malo, pravda! gde-to wtuk 5!)
* Slivi 2 wruki
2)Vitrenirovano:
* prisedaniya 40 raz
* press 40 raz
* otzimaniya 40 raz
* begovaya dorozka 20 minut
* pilates - 2 minuti :-)

OK, novaya business-ideya naveyana mislyami o yorkwike. Tak vot. U nas v Krasnodare net krasivih zoo-magazinov. Ya ne imeu vvidu teh, gde prodautsya homya4ki i ribki, a gde mozno kupit' korma, odezdu, aksessuari, sumki dlya perevozki, lekarstva i vitamini. V obwem, tipa PETCO i PETSMART (www.petsmart.com i www.petco.com).
Pro moego novogo lubim4ika (lubimizu). Eto....ta-da! Alexis Arquette! Eto trassexual, zvezda tol'ko 4to na4avweisya "Surreal Life 6", brat (uze sestra) Davida Arquetta, aktera i muza Cortney Cox, i vsego ih super-puper izvestnogo semeistva. Vot kratkoe bio:

Perhaps the most enigmatic -- and unpredictable -- member of the Arquette acting dynasty, Alexis Arquette has appeared in a huge variety of colorful supporting roles that have highlighted both his range and eccentricity as a performer. The grandson of vaudevillians, son of veteran character actor Lewis Arquette and poet Mardi Arquette, and brother of Rosanna, Patricia, David, and Richmond Arquette, he was born in L.A. in 1969. Like his siblings, Arquette broke into film at a young age, making his screen debut with a minor role in Down and out in Beverly Hills in 1986. He had his first breakthrough as Georgette, a sensitive young man with a crush on a neighborhood thug in Last Exit to Brooklyn (1990). Arquette went on to portray characters ranging from a gay university student in Threesome (1994) to an unfortunate gunman summarily dispatched by John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction (1994) to a Boy George-esque musician in The Wedding Singer (1998). He also did a memorable turn as himself in Wigstock: The Movie (1995), a documentary about New York's famed Outfest in which the actor flaunted plenty of glorious plumage, to say nothing of attitude. His role in the film was particularly appropriate, considering his well-known second job as a drag performer by the name of Eva Destruction. Although Arquette's offscreen image (fostered by his work as a drag performer and by appearances in a number of gay magazines) has tended to win him a greater reputation than his onscreen work, he remains one of the cinema's more engaging and underrated actors. ~ Rebecca Flint, All Movie Guide

V obwem, 4to ya mogu skazat'? Great personality and you are a star...for me!
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rabota na4alas' :-(
Novosti dnya:
1) Mne snilsya Luke Owen (1) i ya ego sprawivala pro brata, Wilsona (2). Bred, da? No u4itivaya, 4to Wilson - moi lubim4ik, eto ne stranno.
2) V4era uvidela "spiritual lingerie" na Naomi Kampbel, rewila kupit' sebe dlya o4iweniya chakr (bred, bred, bred, no krasivo!(3).

Ot4et za v4erawniy den':
1) S'edeno:
* sir (5 kuso4kov)
* arahisovoe maslo s morkovko (15 baby-carots)
* Indeika (4 tonkih lomtika)
2) Vitrenirovano
* begovaya dorozka (20 min)
* press (50 raz)
* velik (10 min)
Itogo: vse ne tak uz i ploho. Samo4uvstvie otli4noe, 4ego i vam zelau!
Kiss-Kiss.

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Ura! Privet, Nektos!
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Kto ne v kurse, ya prosto obozau fil'm "Bumer". Smotrela ewe raz 50 i kazdiy raz on mne nravitsya vse bol'we. Na yandexe pro4itala, 4to v kinoteatrah noviy pokazivaut. Piwu Maksimu ob etom. On, dobraya duwa, obewal vislat' mne DVD. Ura!

Segodnya sazus' na dietu: mnogo proteinov, malo uglevodov, 20 minut na begovoi dorozke s utra. Ve4erom raskazu ob uspehah.
Moi ideal? Nicole, Nicole, Nicole Richie!
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Povewu sebe etot poster v komnatu, narod vipadet :-)
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The "Girls Next Door" reality-show pro zizn' Hugh Hefner, vladel'za Playboy i ego treh girlfriend.
www.eonline.com
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mneniyami na lubimie show! Prinimautsya nazvaniya, opisaniya, fotografii vawih lubimih tele-show. Vot moi favourites:

THAT ‘70s SHOW
(Wednesdays, 8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT)

Set in the era of Led Zeppelin 8-tracks, Tab colas and Farrah Fawcett posters, THAT '70s SHOW continues to flash back to the "Me Decade" during the seventh season. The nostalgic series comes from celebrated producers Marcy Carsey and Tom Werner ("Roseanne," "The Cosby Show") and wildly inventive creators Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner ("3rd Rock from the Sun," "Wayne's World," "Tommy Boy," "The Brady Bunch Movie"), with fellow "3rd Rock" producer Mark Brazill.

Too cool for the Wisconsin suburbs where he lives under the authority of his parents -- RED (Kurtwood Smith) and KITTY (Debra Jo Rupp) -- 18-year-old ERIC FORMAN (Topher Grace) yearns for his independence. But rites of passage aren’t all that easy at a time when jumpsuits and platforms are the epitome of cool. Just ask Eric's ex-girlfriend and next door neighbor, DONNA (Laura Prepon), a knock-out who’s been forced to deal with her parents’ recent split and her dad BOB’s (Don Stark) new life as a swinging single.

Eric gets by with a little help from his friends, who spend most of their time hanging out in the Forman basement and pondering their lives, their parents and their future. The gang includes KELSO (Ashton Kutcher), a good-looking but gullible guy, especially when it comes to dealing with his controlling on-again, off-again girlfriend JACKIE (Mila Kunis); HYDE (Danny Masterson), a conspiracy theorist who thinks Xerox will take over the world; and FEZ (Wilmer Valderrama), a foreign exchange student who’s soaking up American culture like a sponge.

This season, Eric and Donna pick-up the pieces from their broken engagement and decide to just have fun and enjoy each other again. Hyde meets and establishes relationships with his father (guest star Tim Reid) and foxy half-sister. Jackie is excited her ne'er-do-well boyfriend is suddenly the son of a successful businessman, but has to learn to build her life on more than just the man she's dating. Kelso has his baby -- a daughter --and realizes all of the women he's fooled around with are someone's daughters too. He struggles to treat women with more respect without cramping his dating style. Fez starts working at a beauty salon and finds his true calling...and the key to success with women.

This season look for Brooke Shields, Tim Reid, Tanya Roberts and a host of others to join the impressive list of guest stars/'70s icons who have appeared on the show including, Gloria Gaynor, Paul Anka, Lyle Waggoner, Shirley Jones, Danny Bonaduce, Charo, Alice Cooper, Marion Ross, Eve Plumb, Ted Nugent, Howard Hesseman, Valerie Harper, Bob Eubanks, Roger Daltrey and Robert Hays. Additionally, Luke Wilson, The Rock, Melissa Joan Hart, Jack Osbourne, Seth Green, Jessica Simpson, Fred Willard and Erika Christensen.

THAT ‘70s SHOW is a Carsey-Werner production. Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner and Mark Brazill are creators/executive producers and Marcy Carsey, Tom Werner, Jeff Filgo and Jackie Filgo are executive producers.
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Sovsem zabila, 4to segosnya ya dolzna bila rabotat'. Uze kurtku odevala, 4tobi v mall poehat' i tut takoe s4ast'e. T'fu, blin. Nu, ladno, budu utewat' sebya me4tami o yorkshike :-)
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Sitra, spasibo za ssilku!!!
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V sleduuwuu pyatnizu ya edu v Washington, D.C. Ura! Komu interesno, vot programma tura:
Tour Itinerary

►Friday On your way to Washington, your tour manager will provide lots of information

about the city's sights. Early this evening we will arrive in the Washington, DC area and check into our centrally located Hilton Hotel. You're free for the rest of the night - you may choose to join us for an illuminated tour of Jefferson Memorial as well as a stop by the Capitol and White House for some evening photos! After our photo stops, we'll make a drop for those interested in Georgetown where you'll find restaurants, cafes and nightclubs...a great place to people watch!


►Saturday Today you'll be treated to a tour of the city conducted by an experienced
local guide. You'll leave the coach to visit the Vietnam Wall, Lincoln Memorial, Korean Memorial and World War II Memorial. After the tour you will be dropped at the Smithsonian Institute - the world's largest museum complex. You are free for the afternoon to explore the Smithsonian or do whatever else you'd care to. This evening we'll drop all those interested in the District's exciting Georgetown area!


►Sunday This morning you may choose to visit Arlington National Cemetery with your
tour manager (weather permitting). Explore the burial place of President John F. Kennedy as well as the site of the Tomb of the Unknowns and Challenger Memorial. Before heading home you'll have a chance to do some last minute shopping or have lunch on your own at Union Station.

Vsem zavidovat'! :-)

polubuites', kakoe 4udo!!! Peppa_pig. Tak, esli ona 1996 god rozdeniya, eto skol'ko ei let? 10!!! Peppo4ka, ti takaya umniza, 4to umeew' internetom pol'zovat'sya, ya toboi gorzus'!!! Ya v 10 let... Mam, ti ne pomniw', 4to ya v 10 delala???
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Itak, novosti poslednih 9 dnei. Ya umirau, v polnom smisle slova. Sil ni na 4to ne hvataet: gotovlu dokumenti v ESADE. Vse sobrala, krome esse, mne ih sei4as proveryaut i ewe moi transkripti s univera ne priwli. A tak ya gotova. Eto bezumno utomitel'naya rabota. Komu interesno, vot spisok neobhodimih documentov:

Full Time MBA | Application Form 19Checklist
1 Completed Application Form (10 straniz)
1 Official transcripts of grades and degrees (certified true copies or the originals and photocopies) - 4erez spezial'noe agenstvo ($150)
1 Photocopy of your GMAT score (application is complete when ESADE receives the score from ETS) ($250)
1 Photocopy of your TOEFL score (application is complete when ESADE receives the score from ETS) ($120)
1 Letters of recommendation (3 wtuki)
1 Essays (5 wtuk)
1 Curriculum Vitae (perepisivala 23 raza)
1 Two recent photographs with your name on the back (v4era fotkalas', ne dumala, 4to takaya strawnaya :-)
1 Photocopy of your ID card or passport ($0, ura :-)
1 Proof of payment of the application fee ($150)
1 Your signature certifying the accuracy of the information included in the Application Form ($0. dvoinoe ura!)

Itogo, $850, ku4a nervnih kletok i nikakoi garantii, 4to menya primut. Fuck!
Odno raduet, skoro domoi. Na vihodnih kupila 4emodan. Lubimiy papo4ka tak udaril ego v prowliy raz, 4to on po4ti razvalilsya. Udivitel'no daze, 4to ya v nem svoi wmotki dovezla sna4ala d NY, potom do Atlanti, a potom opyat' do NY. Na4ala pokupat' suveniri. Narod, prostite, dal'we brelkov fantaziya ne powla, do i ne vlezaet uze ni4ego. V etot raz vmesto 60kg., mne mozno provezti tol'ko 43. Vot sprosi u nih, po4emu za 5 let pravila izmenilis'.
Kstati, u menya izmeneniya v planah. Teper' eto ne chihuahua, a yorkshirskiy ter'er. Samoe interesnoe, mama po4ti soglasna! Troinoe ura! Teper' u menya budet svoe sobstvennoe baby!!!

P.S. U nas segodnya den' Svyatogo Petrika, v 4est' vseh teh Irlandzev, priehavshih v USA. V4era v E!News videla ofigennie zolotie ukraweniya v vide 4etirehlistnika, simvola uda4i Irlandzev. Papa, moya Visa tebya zdet :-)

Love you all.
Kisses.
Julia

Vot tak, ne pisala s 8-go Marta, no kak polu4ila soobwenie, 4to u menya novie 4itateli, srazu pobezala. Odna iz nih - Olechka Puwkareva, moya odnogruppniza. Zolotko, nadeus', u tebya vse horowo, s rabotoi, s det'mi, so vsem. Ya uze v predvkuwenii nawei letnei sessii, no k knizkam poka podhodu ne blize 3-h metrov :-)
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menya i vseh zenwin planeti!
Ya sebya pozdravila novimi brukami i capri. Spasibo vsem, kto prislal otkritki, ya vas toze o4en' lublu!!!
Zeluu. Ya.

Na pokupku etogo chuda. $2000. Vot.
Supertiny male , he is extremly small and wil only be about 2 lbs fullgrown, just a handfull he is very lovable playful and sweet, I do not recommned he goes to a family with large pets nor small children, He is just too small ,
he is up to date on all pupy shots and is just going to make a sweet guy to love and carry around, Very delicate size, So please read up on teacups and i wil advise and guide the new owners , This guy is a supersmall chihuahua and although i hate to offend people and use the term "teacup "it has been so well used ,..it is a household term , He is Very very small,.He is pet only quality with an overbite that adds to his character, He is not for breeding ! pet home only ! Super cute boy,
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ot Boga! Ser'ezno, sluwaite, 4to mne segosnya prisnilos': Kak budto ya odna iz "Zacharovannih" i ya slu4aino okazalas' v muzskom model'nom agenstve. Ostal'noe - istoriya, komu nado, rasskazu, no prosipat'sya ne hotelos'! :-) Tak, davaite tol'ko bez powlih mislei!!! :-)

i novaya 4itatel'niza! Poprivetstvuem "marcia baila Noix de Coco". Po-moemu, o4en' interesnaya devuwka!
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Voobwe vremeni ne na 4to ne hvataet. V4era daze shopping propustila!!! Zelimi snyami stro4u eti uzastnie bumazki: resume, recomendazii, anketi, esse... Esli kto ho4et proverit', milosti prosim, napiwite, ya viwlu.
V4era u nas bilo sobranie Au-Pair v dome nawego conselor. Ya 4ut' ne sdohla ot skuki. Sei4as zdu ot dev4enom fotok, postaraus' vspomnit', kto otkuda.
V4era smotrela Oskar i ponyala, 4to ne mogu prozit' i dnya bez novogo plat'ya wokoladnogo zveta. Zavtra poedu v Victoria's Secrets (www.victoriassecrets.com), u nih kak-raz novaya kollekziya.
U menya noviy postoyanniy 4itatel'! Ura! Reiting vverh!!! :-)
OneStep_2_Heaven, vozvrawaisya sam i druzei privodi!
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