Царь Пётр I повстречал священника, который ехал верхом на коне и с ружьём за плечами. Увидев это, царь изумился:
— Отчего ты едешь с ружьём?
— Здесь, государь, места нехорошие, — отвечал тот, — много лихих людей.
— Но ведь если ты кого-нибудь убьёшь, — сказал Пётр, — ты уже не сможешь быть попом.
— Да, не смогу, — отвечал священник. — Но, если меня убьют, я не буду уже и человеком, не только священником, а у меня семья большая, я за них в ответе.
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
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A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception.
The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.
Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d'oeuvres in the land.
Naturally, the millionaire’s less wealthy friends couldn’t help but feel jealous.
In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty.
“Simple,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.'
His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was.
“87!” he replied.
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