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Elizabeth Plimpton: What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports?
Sheldon Cooper: Then there's really no reason to live, is there?
[показать] Leonard: I hate my name. It has 'nerd' in it. Len-'nerd'!
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[показать] Leonard: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Sheldon: Well it’s very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists, with nothing to lose, I am the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one and Koothrappali is the loveable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.
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[показать]Penny: You came into my apartment last night when I was sleeping?
Leonard: Yes, but, only to clean.
Sheldon: Really more to organise, you’re not actually dirty, per se.
Penny: Give me back my key.
Leonard: I’m very, very sorry.
Penny: Do you understand how creepy this is.
Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night.
Penny: In my apartment, while I was sleeping.
Sheldon: And snoring. And that’s probably just a sinus infection, but it could be sleep apnoea, you might want to see an otolaryngologist. It’s a throat doctor.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that’s either a proctologist or a general surgeon. (Leonard holds up a sign reading “Sarcasm”) Oh!
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[показать]“Given that missing you is predicated on you leaving, Logic dictates you must leave.”
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 2x23
“You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?”
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x02
“I can’t be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, “I give up, he’s improbable.”“
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x03
“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x10
“Hello, Maker of the Universe. I see what you did there. Good one!”
- Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory 4x07
“Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.”
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 4x09
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