One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Angel: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.
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[показать]What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

[показать]Сообщество, как и любой ресурс, нуждается в рекламе. Безусловно, хочется, чтобы текст рекламного сообщения был максимально содержательным, что привлечет большее количество заинтересованных лиц. Но текст должен быть грамотным и интересным с творческой точки зрения. Что-то необычное. Решила обратиться за помощью к вам. Есть идеи? :)

Это сообщество превращается в сборище попрошаек, которые просят помочь им либо с д/з либо с экзаменами...

[показать]Не могли бы вы мне помочь составить не большую тему про открытия 21 века(What scientific discoveries will the 21-st century be marked with?)!! так предложений 15-20...простенькую))) симпа обеспечена)))Заранее большое спасибо!

Помогите, пожалуйста перевести это предложение. Никак оно у меня по смыслу не стыкуется. "The candy merchant Joseph A. Biedenharn had the idea that people should be able to take their refreshment with them wherever they go, so he began offering bottled Coca-Cola". Заранее спасибо.

Мне очень нужны топики(рассказы) на тему My Future Profession. Что б подошло как билет 9 класса на экзамене. Может вы подскажите сайты где такое можно найти? Или что-нибудь еще!
Заранее спасибо!

Блин, ни в какую не могу запомнить слова, могу зазубрить, но через неделю все забывается...может посоветуете какой-нибудь способ?