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Dysfunctional Section of Hallmark Cards 10-01-2009 12:39


1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind

2. I must admit, you have brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until you moved in.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you please take the knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone better than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now that we've broken up, I think it's time that you kept your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help butwonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
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Holidays - новая серия фотографий в фотоальбоме 04-01-2009 14:12


Фотографии Sandyrella : Holidays

2008-2009 New Years Eve Night in LA


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Letter to Santa 29-12-2008 12:36


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Merry Christmas 2 all 25-12-2008 10:06


The 1st Christmas card
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Snow in LA (actually in Ca) 19-12-2008 20:02


Looking north towards Porter Ranch from Chatsworth
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My House 17-12-2008 22:07


Фотографии Sandyrella : House

That's my house.
I've just noticed that I forgot to post pics)


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Another survey 08-12-2008 21:08


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Bet You Didn't Know This...

~The Basics~
What is your full name?: Magdalena Veronica Wright
When is your birthday?: 26 july
Where were you born?: NYC
Do you have any siblings? How many?: yes, brother
~This or That~
McDonalds or Burger King?: KFC
Black or White?: black
Hot or Cold?: hot
Funny or Scary?: funny
Bath or Shower?: shower
Baby or Old Person?: baby
Cat or Dog?: dog
Coke or Pepsi?: coke
Rock or Rap?: country)
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Hot Tea or Iced Tea?: iced tea
Summer or Winter?: summer
Love or Money?: money
~Your Faves~
Food:: hot chicken
Alcoholic Drink:: beer
Number:: 7
TV Show:: Friends, Married with children, Samantha who
Movie:: Scary movie, Not another teen movie, Cruel intentions
Color:: blue
Candy:: cherry
Letter:: W
Singer/Rapper:: Blaine Larsen
Body Part on Opposite Sex:: shoulders
~Have You Ever...~
drank?: yes
been drunk?: yes
smoked?: yes
been beaten up?: no
beaten somebody up?: no
ever committed a crime?: no
~What is Your...~
bedtime?: 2 or 3 am
most missed memory?: school years
first thought when waking up?: Damn, I'm so late
goal for this year?: I bought a house
Who is your best friend?: Mandy
biggest weakness?: candies
biggest fear?: clowns
~What You Look for in a Guy/Girl~
Favorite Eye Color:: green
Favorite Hair Color:: dark
Height:: 6 foot or more
Style:: modern
Looks or Personality?: personality
Hot or Cute?: hot
Muscular or Skinny?: depends on a person
~Randoms~
Do you have any regrets?: no
What country do you want to visit?: Australia
Have you been to the mall lately?: yes
Do you get along w/your parents?: no
Do you like thunderstorms?: yes, when I'm at home
How do you want to die?: hmm..while sleeping
Do you want to get married?: yes
Do you want to have children?: may be
Do you have your future kids' names picked out?: Jessica, Jason
Do you hate anyone?: no
Do you want to go to college?: I was there
Do you have an tattoos?: yes
Do you have any piercings? Where?: yes
What's your most overused phrase?: Oh Fuck or Dammit

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Jokes 01-12-2008 13:51


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A Farmer has three daughters, all about to go out on their first date on the same night. As they are upstairs primping, he waits at the door, shotgun in hand.
The first suitor arrives at precisely 8:00pm. He says, "Hi. My name's Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to catch a show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer nods and allows them to leave.
The second suitor arrives at 8:15pm. He says, "Hi. My name's Eddie. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out to eat spaghetti. Is she ready already?"
The farmer nods and allows them to leave.
The third suitor arrives at 8:30pm. He says, "Hi. My name's Chuck..."
The farmer shoots him.


Down south, Butch called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin' them cigarette companies fer causin'
People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Butch, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin' their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Butch."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was
gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he Graduated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin...
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"


A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli. Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
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Why women need men 27-11-2008 21:53



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thanksgiving day 27-11-2008 20:23


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Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Are you ready for eating turkey??))
I'm gonna spend this holiday at home with my friends. And I will cook.
(It's gonna be a long and nice day)
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60 Things You Didn't Know About Me 19-11-2008 18:02


60 Things You Didn't Know About Me
1) Are you bored?nope
2) What day is today?Wednesday
3) Are you happy?yeah, nice morning
4) Do you have a lot of friends?yes
5) Are you close with them?yes
6) Who do you tell everything tohmm....May be Mandy...or Katherine
7) Is that person your best friend?yes
8) Does your best friend call you their best friendyes
9) Does your best friend have other best friends?I guess
10) Do you ever fight with your best friend?nope
11) Does your best friend know everything about you?may be
12) Do you know everything about your best friend?who knows))
13) Are your friends jealous of your best friend?I don't think so
14) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?yes
15) Do you have sex with that person?yes
16) Are you close with your boyfriend/girlfriend?yes
17) Do you want kids?no
18) Do you miss being a kid?no
19) Who was the last person to call you?Sophie
20) Who was the last person to text you?Randy (my bf)
21) Who was the last person to comment on your myspace page?Ed
22) Do you have facebook?no
23) Who was the last person to write on your facebook wall?----
24) Which do you like better facebook or myspace?myspace
25) Have you ever cheated?yes
26) Have you ever been cheated on?yes
27) Would you ever cheat?who knows
28) Do you have any tattoos?yes
29) Do you have any piercings?yes
30) Do you have any regrets?no
31) What are you wearing?jeans & bra
32) Do you have plans for the weekend?sure
33) will you be with your friends this weekend?yes
34) When was the last time you were drunklast weekend
35) Do you ever lie?
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Things you didn't know about me 19-11-2008 17:47


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1. I don’t eat anything that still has a face/eye/nose on my plate
2. I hate chatting over SMS. Please, pick up the phone and just call
3. I once spent the entire week-end watching Friends. Non-stop watching.
4. I sing along to songs while driving
5. I like cars, and compared to other women, I have quite an extensive knowledge about them.
6. I had my first kiss when I was 9
7. I get along better with guys than with gals
8. I get along better with gays than with guys
9. Whenever I pass a window or a shiny surface, I can’t stand to not look at my reflection
10. I can live without a television but not without an internet-connected computer
11. I see nothing wrong with gay rights and marriage
12. I can’t live without my cellular phone
13. I am pro cosmetic surgery (if necessary), I think I might get one when I turn 40
14. I believe that Karma’s a bitch and will bite you in your ass deservedly
15. I do prefer animals to children
16. I lived in NYC 'til I finished High School and moved to LA
17. I play tennis
18. I sleep about 4 hours a day
19. I love country music
20. I don't like rules
21. I like Medieval culture
22. I watch National Geographic Channel every day
23. I’m waiting for the “moment” when you suddenly have to get serious and “grow up”, I seem to have missed it
24. When I was younger (about 9 y.o.) my goal was to be a ballet dancer or a singer
25. My fav day of the week is Friday
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Art by Magdalia Arellano 17-11-2008 20:38


Awesome
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I'm so not friendly or friendly a lot 17-11-2008 11:49


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Настроение сейчас - shitty

I just noticed that I do NOT have a permanent friends. I have a lot of friends. I spend a lot of time with them. BUT when I see somebody for a 2 weeks or more, they start to annoy me. Then I take a break and start to hang out with other people. And it's not because they're boring or smth like that, I like them a lot but it's just to difficult for me to spend days discussing all the same things. And sometimes I wanna say smth like 'People, why don't you leave alone?' May be that's why I enjoy meeting new people.
Kat_Davis, d'you think it's a big problem? And am I bad?
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Antony Micallef art 17-11-2008 11:29

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bomber girl

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я просто в восторге от его работ!

http://www.antonymicallef.com/

еще несколько
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LJ's: book 15-11-2008 12:55


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 A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?

 
I'd choose Alice from 'Alice in a Wonderland', cuz she was smart, she had that great cat, got to meet interesting people...got to meet interesting cats...
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Rent exotic cars in LA 10-11-2008 22:21


Ferrari 360 Spider - 950$ per day, 6650$ per week
Bentley Flying Spur - 1200, 5950
BMW 650i Covertible - 299, 1795
Mercedes Benz S550 - 380, 2090
Jaguar XK Convertible - 350, 1700
Ferrari F430 Spider - 1800, 8750
Bentley Continental GTC - 1400, 6450
Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder - 1400, 7950
Chrysler 300 - 122, 609
Rolls-Royce Phantom - 1800, 12600
Porsche Boxter - 179, 1179
Viper SRT-10 Convertible - 499, 3493
Lexus SC430 - 349, 2094
Audi R8 - 1800, 10800
Aston Martin V8 Vantage - 575, 4025
Mustang GT Convertible - 100, 630

according to http://www.findexotic.com/c/1251_losangelescarrental.htm
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Welcome to the working week or Why I hate Mondays 10-11-2008 18:55


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I don't like Mondays. No. I hate Mondays. You have to get up at 6 am, then you should do something with your hair, then you take a shower and search some clothes that suits enough for office and that reflects your artistic nature. Also you should eat something, cuz lunch time will be around 11 am (and not everybody has it). That's not all, you should read all your mails, read todays news just to be prepared to chat with coworkers about financial situation in China (who cares?) or schools in Haiti. Then you take your car and drive to work 13 miles. There you take coffee and you should be ready for Weekly Briefing. Ahh. Boring.

These are top three probable reasons to hate Mondays:

1. Hang-over from a great weekend. In my case, I unwind during weekends. Fridays is when most of us yuppies go out with our friends or sulk inside a movie house and watch a good movie. Saturdays is when most of us wake up late (especially those who got drunk the night before) and just be lazy. Sundays is when most of us go to church or spend quality time with our family.
Work is set aside for a moment. Problems with your boss and with your pesky office mates are temporarily forgotten. Weekends also give most us a break from irritating customers and clients.

2. The f**king weekly routine starts all over again. Our unfinished work loads start haunting us again on Mondays. In my case, I face again the problems from the previous week which were not resolved. And since this is pretty much a weekly routine, you sometimes know what to expect for the week, which is boring at times.

3. Too much waiting. Whenever I look in the calendar, I usually count the number of days left before weekend. Mondays is just a long wait to a possible great weekend.

How about you? Do you dread Mondays? If you have your own reason/s why you hate Mondays.
 

 

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Dirk Benedict clever quotes 09-11-2008 14:25

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A stage play requires very different craft from a book, fiction or otherwise, and ditto from a screenplay.

America is terrified of the passage of time. Prozac Nation. Land of Face Lifts.

Anybody can write a film script 'cuz it has been reduced to a formula.

Be very clear as to what your dream is. Nowadays it is fairly certain that 90 percent of all actors really just want to be rich and famous as the solution to all that ails.

Change is good. And in fact unavoidable.

Children who cling to parents or who don't want to leave home are stunted in their emotional, psychological growth.

Children... are our legacy. Our responsibility. They are our destiny and we are theirs. The extent to which we fail as parents, we fail as God's children.

Films must all have the same structure. All of this to guarantee box office bonanza, which of course it never does, but that's another discussion entirely.

From dear, dear Gloria Swanson, I learned how to live long, happy and free of health problems. I owe her my life.

From Fred Astaire I learned discipline and hard work.

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema.

Hollywood today is ALL about being consistent. All thinking in mainstream film business takes place in ONE BOX.

Hollywood... a city I was to come back to time and again, in sickness and in health, in success and in failure, with anticipation and with dread.

I am very abnormal... But it wasn't very long ago that I wasn't so abnormal. I was very normal and headed for a lifetime of paying medical bills as proof of my normalcy.

I am very willing to share whatever I know or feel I know about finding some serenity in this lifetime.

I believe that the first 8 years are most important and the time in a child's life when parents must be absolutely and completely present.

I can still fit into my Battlestar Galactica costume!

I have written two nonfiction books, I'm embarrassed to say.

I never get involved with the ladies I work with.

I wanted to be Anthony Hopkins and ended up being neither a film star nor having a career on the stage.

I write from my imagination, not from what I've read in books or seen on TV or to make money. I wrote from an idea I was passionate about.

I write from the same place I parent, and since becoming a single parent, I have found it difficult, if not impossible, to write anything of length.

I'm a classic example of what can happen if you follow your inner voice. I was cursed with interests and some talent in many different areas. It confuses people.

I'm the worst person to ask about how to get noticed. It took me 25 years.

If we wait until our lives are free from sorrow or difficulty, then we wait forever. And miss the entire point.

If you want to have great success, you'd better give them what they want, but so be it.

In many ways I wish I wasn't an actor dragging around the baggage from being one so that I could just devote my energies to encouraging people to find their true selves.

It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.

It is a good motive, fame and money, as it is tangible and measurable. Being an artist is neither measurable nor tangible and certainly not a way to become rich.

It is all about marketing; that is where the real craft comes in. The best actors do not necessarily become the biggest stars. And vice versa.

Life has never been easy. Nor is it meant to be. It is a matter of being joyous in the face of sorrow.

Life: my favorite occupation.

Movies are movies, television is television.

My favorite thing is to be alone in a room with a blank paper in front of me and the time to fill it.

The best things in life are usually difficult.

The only difference from one $100 million budget film to another is which of the 12 box stars are getting $20 million to be in it.

The space genre is timeless.

There is a divine moment in our lives when we all become one. It's called procreation, and it is reborn, continually and forever.

Time is money, as they say, and it was never more apropos than on a television show, where a minute is worth about $200!

To me, all writing is like music. And especially dialogue. I studied music in college; that is what I wanted to be, a composer. Acting got me sidetracked.

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world.

When I was a young actor... the more different you were from the part you played, the more talent it reflected.

You can't leave civilization behind entirely.
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Groove Coverage - She 07-11-2008 22:21
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She hangs out every day near by the beach
Having a honeykiss falling asleep
She looks so sexy when she's walking to sand
Nobody ever put a ring on her hand

Swim to the oceanshore fishing the sea
She is the story, the story is she
She sings to the moon and the stars in the sky
Shining from high above you shouldn't ask why

She is the one that you never forget
She is the heaven sent angel you met
Oh she must be the reason why God made a girl
She is so pretty all over the world

She puts the rythm, the beat in the drum
She comes in the morning, in the evening she's gone
Every little hour, every second you live
Trust in eternity, that's what she gives

She looks like Marilyn, walks like Susanne
She talks like Monica and Mary-Ann
She wins in everything that she might do
And she will respect you, forever just you

She is the one that you never forget
She is the heaven sent angel you met
Oh she must be the reason why God made a girl
She is so pretty all over the world

She is so pretty all over the world
She is so pretty
She is like you and me, like them, like we
She's in you and me

She is the one that you never forget
She is the heaven sent angel you met
Oh she must be the reason why God made a girl
She is so pretty all over the world
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